Up to the skies! (Open to Pittsburg Mauler, Damien D)

(OOC: Here's your match type and setup, guys! Format will follow!)

The arena is bursting with excitment and flashlights are permentantly going off after the last match that happend at the PPV.
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Winston: "Well fans, that was a blast, wasn't it? The next match on our schedule is the hardcore-title match with Damien Darkness trying to regain his belt against the Pittsburg Mauler!"
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Frankie D: "I am just sorry they don't have any rivers or homeless jerks around here! HAHA!"
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Winston gives Frankie a serious look, but then pyrotechnics at the ringside go off and an unexpected music starts to play. Kaluanis Theme Song is to be heard and the VGM enters the stage.
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Winston: "What is he up to?"
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Kaluani: "Heeey, good day people! You thought we were giving you a boring hardcore match for that title?"
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The fans cheer and the illuminating lights of a thousand cameras flash.
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Kaluani: "No way! Not if we can do better... "
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Kaluani gestures to the titantron and we can see an outside scene. We see a gras field, white Lines restrict an area of about 20 meters size and on the field, there are five small rockets set up. The rockets are about twice of a mans size, have a small door and a fuse at its bottom. We can also see torches restricting the area. Around the white lines, several items, like chairs, crow bars and pliers lie around.
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Kaluani smiles at the crowd, his smile more or less becoming a superior grin.
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Kaluani: "I got the permission to deal with some matches this PPV and well... Here goes what I made up for those two. We will make this match a best three out of five rocket ride matches!"-
Frankie D: "Rocket ride?"
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Kaluani: "That's right! They will have to put their enemy in one of those rockets, close the door and light the fuse with one of the torches. The rocket will then take some seconds to start with a little effect and wham - one point for one wrestler. The first to score three will be the winner."
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Kaluani pauses a moment before he continues. "Oh yes, and surely, you are allowed to use everything else you'll find out there! I mean, it's for the hardcore belt now, isn't it?"

Damien Darkness comes out and stares at Kaluani in disbelief.

"You're joking, right? It was bad enough that Leon decided to make the last match a River Match where I was assaulted by bums, booze bottles, and just about everything those Pittsburgh idiots could throw at me. Now you want to make this some kind of silly rocket ride match? I expected and wanted something simple and violent, like a last blood match, where I could make Mauler bleed and knock him out. Now you expect me to play kiddie games with rockets? I had some respect for what you've accomplished in the UNWA in the past, Kaluani, but I've lost it all after this silly match that you're calling."

(ooc - next)

Mauler walks out and looks at Kaluani with a slight quizzical look on his face.
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The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Now let me get this straight, in order for me to win this match I have to throw Damien into a rocket 3 times and fire off each one?”
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Mauler pauses for a second.
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The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Yes, that rocks. Not only do I get to beat Damien to a bloody pulp, I get the opportunity to rid the planet of him once and for all.”
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Mauler looks at Damien.
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The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Damien, we saw how you could swim last week; now we’ll get to see if you know how to fly.”
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Mauler laughs as he is leaving the area.

Damien Darkness shrugs his shoulders.

"Fine. Rocket match, river match, drown your opponent in chocolate syrup match, or shove a kendo stick in your opponent's rectum match. Doesn't really matter in the end, since I'm going to beat the crap out of Mauler tonight."

Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh and walks off until the start of the match.