UNWA is Devastator X!!!!! (This should air first on Sunday's show)
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jasonic Main Eventer
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Subject: UNWA is Devastator X!!!!! (This should air first on Sunday's show) Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:15 am
Music will begin to blare over the house PA system, and the form of a familiar UNWA super star will move out from behind the entrance curtain. The form of Devastator X will eventually come into view, but this evening he will be devoid of his normal ring dressing. Gone are the tiger stripes, in their place tanned skin and a t-shirt, black in color bearing the letters UNWA emblazoned across the massive chest in neon green block type. Devastator X will make his way down to the ring, turning to point his hand back at the Gigantictron. He turns to watch the end of his new entrance music, banging his head a little to the powerful beat. Eventually he will make his way into the ring, via stepping over the top rope. He will then march to the center of the ring and hike his microphone up to his lips and will scream......
"WELCOME TO UNWA IS DEVASTATOR X!!! Thanks to everyone for coming out tonight to support my show, the flagship show in the UNWA franchise! Thank you all for making it possible to drag Friday's show along with us, like the dead horse it has become! Sunday night is my night, to entertain each and every one of you. Sunday night is for me to make up for all the tedious and boring storylines you have to suffer through on the Friday show! I try....nay......I do give you a reason to get up in the morning, to face the upcoming week, just so you can see me on your TV and in person every Sunday night!"
Devastator X will raise his hands high in the air, and continue....
"Tonight I can promise you this, you won't have to run out to your local Blockwood Videos. No, tonight you have The Mega Star, Mr Sunday Night, Devastator X here to keep the action flowing and the putrude commentating in check! Oh, let me edit that a little, almost putrude commentating, cause we can't say anything Mama D says isn't anything short of prophetic, that means smart for all you Friday night fans who just tuned in. So sit back, grab some popcorn and a soda, and stay tuned for my big announcement that might come later tonight, if I think you all deserve it."
Devastator X will drop the microphone as his music starts up again. He will climb a turnbuckle and point towards some fans holding up a -Devastator X Is The Father Of My Baby- sign. The man monster will then proceed to vacate the ring, and will exit out into the fans, stopping at the lucky sign holder who will receive a free autograph. Then the super star will just become engulfed in the masses of fans and will be lost from camera.
UNWA is Devastator X!!!!! (This should air first on Sunday's show)