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 The most popular UNWA Wrestler - Baba Ganoush

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PostSubject: The most popular UNWA Wrestler - Baba Ganoush   Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:39 pm

Winston is standing at the podium

Winston: "What a great match that was, doesn't the UNWA bring you great match after great match, even tonight when we are already bringing you the Hall of Fame Ceremony and the UNWA Awards! Speaking of which it is time to annouce our first award of the evening...it's for Most Popular UNWA wrestler!! You the great fans have been voted in your thousands on UNWA.Com and I can reveal the winner is....."

Mama D hands over an envelope to Winston, holding his arm a fraction too long, before giving his bum a pinch as she walks away.

Winston: "Ooookay...The most popular UNWA wrestler award goes to............."

Winston opens the envelope and reads aloud the card

Winston: "Everyone's favourite Baba Ganoush!!!"

Winston holds out the award awaiting Baba to come and collect it

The crowd erupts into adoring cheers as both Lola and 'Big Daddy' Baba Ganoush come walking to the podium, stopping every few moments to wave to the crowd before going up to the podium to accept the award. Baba clears the tears from his eyes as he pulls out a piece of paper from his sleeveless tux, clears his throat, and begins to read.

Baba - 'I would like to take this time to thank my peers, management, and our valued team of announcers, interviewers, and such. You all have made competing in this federation one of the greatest feelings in my life, and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart....'

The crowd applauds Baba as his speech has been incredibly perfect and heartfelt. Lola gives him a good squeeze as Baba kisses her forehead and continues.

Baba - 'I'd also like to thank the woman I love, Lola....'

The crowd lets out an audible 'awwwwww' as Baba keeps going.

Baba - 'Lola, before we met, I was the unluckiest guy in the world. Now, I can honestly say I am more fortunate than any man alive for having you by my side. And the fact that you have gained a LOT of weight in the last little while, the constantly getting sick, and your tiredness doesn't make me love you any less. I know you're comfortable in who you are, and if you want to become 500 lbs, it's your own.....'

Lola - 'Baba, for crying out loud, I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!'

Baba stops smiling for a moment as everything FINALLY makes sense. The bathroom runs, and everything else. And as Lola touches his face, Baba's eyes roll back and he faints, nearly taking out Winston in the process. Lola quickly falls to her knees and waves her hand in front of his face to fan him. Security and medical staff quickly run up to the podium and secure Baba to a stretcher, before toting his fainted out of the arena, with Lola quickly walking behind them, carrying the award.
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