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 Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)

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PostSubject: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:32 pm

Devastator X will walk back out to the ring, to his new kick butt theme music. Eventually he will slide into the ring, and pull a microphone out of his back pocket. A few seconds will pass as the self proclaimed lord of Sunday night UNWA programming speaks.

"So, as I said earlier....I have an earth shattering announcement for the UNWA. You see, Leon Heart in all of his genius signed one of the best free agent wrestlers money can buy. Who is this revolutionary wrestler? Who is this man who could single handedly save the UNWA from itself? Well it's none other than my good buddy, Guillotine!"

The crowd will get that look on their face like...'Who the hell is Guillotine?' This will cause Devastator X to sigh and speak again.

"Okay, who replaced my regular Sunday night crew with Friday night show fans? Guillotine is the meanest, nastiest, most underhandiest maniac money and a cheap hooker can buy. He's the guy who is going to teach The Agenda what real bad guyness is all about. Guillotine would have been here tonight to tell all of The Agenda and the rest of the competitors in the UNWA locker room how much they suck, but he had to stop along the way to push a old lady in her walker down a hill. Then he got side tracked stealing a lollipop from an infant, right before he had unprotected sex with it's mother. I swear, the guy is almost as evil as me and The Mayor, so he is officially Police Chief of E-Ville as of this moment."

Devastator X will point towards the Gigantictron as a highlite reel will air showing The Guillotine beating up midget wrestlers, elderly wrestlers, elderly women wrestlers, handicap wrestlers, and even some elderly handicap women midget wrestlers.

"See the carnage he has wrought upon the top Mexican wrestling league. It was this same league that chased El Cartographer to the UNWA, so he could try and break his 789 match losing streak. It was this very same premier wrestling league that forced Patricia Griffin into a 27 year retirement and a sex change. It was this award winning Mexican wrestling league that stole Choirboy's smile! See how easy Guillotine destroys these world renowed multi time champions. Not since the likes of the truest, most Mexicaniest wrestler ever, El Bad-Guy-O, has the world seen talent of this caliber."

Devastator X will shake his head at the carnage on the screen and finish.

"What hell hath I unleashed upon the UNWA? What hell hath I wroughted?"

The man monster will then address his opponent.

"El Cartographer, thanks to my bad knee you got out of your losing slump in our first match. Well since then I've had surgery, and i'm operating at 73 percent, which is 155 percent more than what I was operating at in our first match. tonight I'm turning this into a If You Lose You Have To Get The Hell Off My Show Match! And If I win and decide to let you stay, I have a second stipulation, it's also a mask vs another mask on top of your stupid mask match. If I win, you have to wear two masks, so my Sunday night fans won't have to see your ugliness on my show!"

Devastator X will laugh loudly, and then make his way to a corner to wait for his opponent.


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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:39 pm



The titantron comes to life as el cartographer comes down the ramp, doing some head-banging to the music before coming to a sudden halt. He pulls out a microphone.

el cartographer: "Wait... Just hold on a sec."

As el cartographer jogs down to the ring, light boos and cheers spread throughout the crowd. el cartographer slides into the ring and casually leans against the turnbuckle opposite of Devastator X.

el cartographer: "First off, who is exactly the agenda?"

As Devastator X puts the microphone up to his mouth, el cartographer cuts him off.

el cartographer: "Second of all, AWPSCHE, which was when I got my first big break by the way, was not a Mexican wrestling league! I'm not even mexi-, er, I mean... Third of all... Man, what's up with these match stipulations anyhow? I heard a "my show" in there... Last time I checked, Leon signed our contracts, so how can this be your show? Leon might hate Revolution, but these fans love..."

Right on que, most of the audience starts to boo.

el cartographer: "Okay... Hates us, but that's what helps us get our paychecks, if you're catching my drift."

After a pause, Devastator X lifts his microphone, but el cartographer cuts him off again.

el cartographer: "No wait, one last thing. This isn't a mask, it's-a my face. Last time I pulled it off... Let's just say that it was lucky for viewers for me to have been behind a giant office chair when it happened."

There's another long pause with neither man speaking.

el cartographer: "Okay, now I'm done."

(OOC: Feel free to point out a losing streak there too or whatever else you can think of.)


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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:03 am

Devastator X will laugh a little and bring the microphone up to his lips, speaking...

"First off, as a regular Friday night participant, I would expect you to be stoopid. Last season I became the Sunday night mainstay. I was the only superstar to appear on every Sunday night episode. And you ask why do say it is my show, because in his infinite wisdom, Leon Heart knew there was only one man....nay GAWD that could put the Sunday night show on his back, and carry it to prominence and glory. He knew that once he put Devastator X on Sunday night, that people would watch the master craftsman weave such intricate plots and preform flawless ringwork. Ask him yourself, since I became lord of Sunday night our ratings have rose to uncharted territories, and soon my show will surpass Friday, the show you frequently inhabit. As for match stipulations, I am dropping the second match stipulation, this will not be a mask vs another mask on top of your already silly mask match, it will just be a GET THE HELL OFF MY SHOW AND NEVER COME BACK MATCH! You're killing my ratings just being in the same arena as the Sunday night crew. So to recap, I'm going to beat you to a pulp, and then banish you from Sunday, so we will never....EEEEVEEEERRRR, have to see you....A-GAIN!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:59 pm

(OOC: D-X gave me permission to do this, believe it or not. Well, except for the "second stipulation"... He doesn't have to go with that at all.)

el cartographer walks up towards Devastator X, a serious look in his eyes.

...Before swiftly kicking Devastator X with a strong Groin Kick!

el cartographer: "THAT! IS! IT!!! I! WILL! KILL YOU!!!"

el cartographer runs back towards the opposite corner and snatches a steel chair from the corner.
el cartographer runs at Devastator X with the chair
Before striking him over the head with it executing a devastating Running Steel Chair Shot!!!
But the chair folds out when it hits Devastator X's head, leaving his face covered by the seat and the rest of the chair around his head!!!
Devastator X only stumbles from the impact!
el cartographer runs behind Devastator X, jumps onto the top rope
and does a leg drop on part of the chair, causing the seat to push Devastator X to the ground with a devastating chair chain-reaction knockdown!
el cartographer takes the chair
and slams it straight down on Devastator X's face with a Mortal Chair Shot!!!
el cartographer lifts the chair up
and slams it down again on Devastator X's face with a HardCore Steel Chair Shot!!!

DEVASTATOR X IS BLEEDING!!!

el cartographer gets on the ground
and starts pounding Devastator X's face with some powerful Punches!
DEVASTATOR X IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!
el cartographer exits the ring.
el cartographer reaches under the ring
and pulls out a table before going into the ring.
el cartographer lifts Devastator X onto the table.
el cartographer exits the ring.
el cartographer grabs a monitor and enters the ring
before hitting Devastator X with it executing a devastating Monitor Shot!
Devastator X, the monitor stuck to his head, lays down on the table.
el cartographer walks over to a turnbuckle, where a bucket is laying.
el cartographer walks over to the table and pours oil from the bucket all over the table and all over Devastator X!
el cartographer reaches in his boot
and pulls out a match, lights it, and sets the table on fire!!!
el cartographer climbs the turnbuckle
el cartographer leaps through the air, flailing
and performs a LEGENDARY Leg-Drop sending Devastator X through the burning table!!!
DEVASTATOR X IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!
DEVASTATOR X LOOKS SEVERELY BURNT AND INJURED!!!
el cartographer grabs a microphone and stares right at Devastator X

el cartographer: "Sure, I'll take you on in that little match of yours. Oh, but one more thing. What if I win? How about... YOU have to leave? After all, if I have to leave if I lose, it's only fair for it to work the other way around. Does that sound fair?"

el cartographer holds the microphone to Devastator X's face, but he can only manage a groan.

el cartographer: "It that a yes? I'm guessing so."

The crowd starts booing as el cartographer grabs Devastator X by the hair
before hitting him repeatedly with the microphone executing a MORTAL Microphone Shot Combo!!!
DEVASTATOR X IS DRIPPING BLOOD!!!
DEVASTATOR X IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!
el cartographer grabs the steel chair and puts Devastator X's leg through the space between the seat and upper back.
el cartographer climbs the turnbuckle.
el cartographer prepares to jump and break Devastator X's leg...
But a hooded figure pushes el cartographer off!

The hooded figure runs away, as el cartographer chases it.
A fan holds out his arm, which clotheslines el cartographer!
el cartographer gets up in anger and starts yelling at the fan.


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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:12 pm

Devastator X will not move for several minutes after the terrible beating at the hands of El Cartographer. As ring attendants try to help the man beast to his feet, the eyes of Devastator X will flash to life. The wild far away gaze akin to the first few months the man monster toiled in the UNWA as fodder for bigger fish. As if spurred by the vicious assault of El Cartographer, Devastator X will hop to his feet and clothesline the two ring attendants trying to help him to his feet. The crazed UNWA super star will run after El Cartographer whose attention is diverted by interferring fans and some unknown benefactor for Devastator X.

Once Devastator X has caught El Cartographer from behind, he will unleash his own barrage of physical mayhem....

Devastator X interrupts el cartographer and spins him around to face him.

Devastator X kicks el cartographer's stomach, places el cartographer's head between his legs dropping him to the concrete floor face first performing a Mortal Face Disgracer!!

EL CARTOGRAPHER HAS A CUT!!!

Devastator X will drag his opponent back into the ring and body slams him in the center of the ring.

Devastator X resolutely climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps hitting el cartographer with a strong Diving Elbow Smash in the face.

EL CARTOGRAPHER IS BLEEDING!!

el cartographer somehow struggles to his feet, groggy and dazed.

Devastator X bounds into the ropes and runs at his opponent and drives a big boot kick into the face of his foe executing powerful Kick Of Fear!!

EL CARTOGRAPHER IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!

Devastator X grabs el cartographer's ankles putting them under his armpits and throws him to the turnbuckle performing a violent Deva Driver!!

EL CARTOGRAPHER IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!

el cartographer interrupts his opponent attacks sequence!

At this point several referees will spill out of the UNWA locker room trying to seperate the two crazed super stars.

Referee Jimmy James will try and restrain el cartographer.

el cartographer charges his arm and hits him with a strong Elbow Smash instead!!

JIMMY JAMES FALLS AND IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!!

Referee Mike Fitzpatrick will try and restrain Devastator x.

Devastator X kicks Mike Fitzpatrick's stomach, and places Mike Fitzpatrick's head between his legs dropping him to the mat face first performing a Mortal Face Disgracer!!

MIKE FITZPATRICK FALLS AND IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!!

el cartographer gets ready to hit Devastator X, just as Referee Darrin Grove pushes between them.

Devastator X grabs Darrin Grove executing a backbreaker, el cartographer bounces high in the air executing a legdrop performing a devastating Backbreaker & Jumping legdrop onto Referee Darrin Grove!!!!

DARRIN GROVE FALLS AND IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!!

UNWA security will then rush the ring twenty men strong and forcefully restrain both UNWA wrestlers who are still trying to trade blows. Forcing UNWA officials to throw out the entire contest, due to a double disqualification.

(This last part can be edited out if the VGM's want, but El Cart and myself would like it to end in a no contest aka a double DQ.)
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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:48 pm

OOC Alright so this is in place of your match on Sunday. How do you guys feel about a match Sunday week 2?
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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:05 pm

(OOC: I'm okay with it. I'm actually looking forward to a long fued with him, since whenever we fight, we're usually 50-50, since my type of fighter has an advantage over his type, but he's done a better job with his wrestler.)
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PostSubject: Re: Devastator X's Mid Show Mayhem (Should air before El Cart & my match - open to anyone looking for some fun)   Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:09 pm

I'm game with a match in week 2, and this replacing our match on this upcoming show.


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