Night of 1,000 Debuts (open to anyone but works just as well without a response; to be aired bfore Ghetto Blaster and Uncle Koolaid's debut matches)

*The lights go dark. Purple smoke arises at the entry way and around the ring. Night Hawk enters with with his Walthers PPK spy pistol in hand. He shoots his gun in the air and at the same moment, fireworks go off at the base of the titantron. Night Hawk does a front flip into the ring. The lights return to normal, the smoke disaperates and the music ceases to be. Night Hawk lifts his microphone to talk.*

Night Hawk: "Tonight is the Night of several debuts. Not only will we see the debut matches of Ghetto Blaster and Uncle Koolaid, of whom the latter of the 2 will be facing me but tonight, I have a little surprise for you fans. Tonight, let me introduce you to my new associates, Simon Kidd and Simon Wint.

*Two large, very stiff looking men eneter under the titantron.

Night Hawk: "Simon and Simon, here, are my new enforcers. The brutish blonde one is Simon aka Mr Kidd and the big, scary, brunette is Simon aka Mr Wint. They will never interfere in any of my matches. Their job is to keep any others from interfering in my matches and trust me. At that, they are quite capable. Let us demonstrate. First up is Simon!"

*Mr Kidd comes to the center of the ring and takes off his bowler cap. He then throws it like a frisbee, and strangely robotically, towards a sign that reads "you suck", in the back of the arena. The hat cuts the sign in half, causing the fan holding it to wet his pants, and sticks into the wall be hind them. Several fans try to pull the hat out but it won't budge.*

Night Hawk: "Next up is Simon. Drop the anvil."

*A 20 ton anvil starts falling over Frankie D's head. Mr Wint jumps over the top rope, to Frankie D's aid. Simon catches the anvil when its just inches above Frankie's head. Fankie looks like hes about to cry. Simon, safely, places the anvil on the ground next to Frankie D.*

Night Hawk: "Any questions?"