**The Titantron flickers to life as Baba Ganoush is shown in the background skipping rope and using a punching bag. Lola sits close to the camera and begins to talk.**
Lola - 'So, this Friday we have yet ANOTHER challenger to the Prestige Championship, Distor. Distor, I know what you're thinking, you're wondering how you will be able to defeat the man, the legend that is Baba Ganoush. I am not the one who likes giving bad news to anyone, but you have no chance in beating Baba, it's a simple fact.'
**The crowd starts booing Lola and starts calling out for Distor.**
Lola - 'Don't you all start with me! You all know what Baba is capable of when he is angered. We have seen it time and time again, last time with Choirboy, whom he squashed like a bug. And Distor, you're next. When Baba is done with you, he...'
**The crowd erupts as....
(To you Distor)