UNWA Awards: Best UNWA 'other' (open to all esp Nurse Heaven/Payne & Det Browfel/el cart)

Mama D takes centre stage in front of the audience as she takes an envelope out of her diamond studded purse.
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Mama D: "Mama knows just how many people that watch the UNWA love her! I tell you Mama's is always getting a bulging sack handed to her, my mailman sometimes delivers Mama a double load! But it's not just Mama and the wrestlers who you guys love to love, or even love to hate. So here are the nominees for the best UNWA non wrestler and commentator"
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The nominess flash across the big screen. Mama takes the envelope and opens it carefully before pulling out the card
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Mama D: "Ohh Mama loves it when a suprise happens! We have two winners! I guess they will have to share the award...this should be fun!! The winners are Nurse Heaven and Detective Browfel!!
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ooc - over to you guys

"Execution Commentary" starts to play as before James slowly walks out with a steel chair in hand, it screeches as it gets grated across the ground, while James continues to walk towards the awards area. He looks at Mama D, before he makes a motion telling her that he'd take it from here, James sets up the chair and waits for a moment, before speaking.

James: "Okay, I know that this is an award that I was never gonna get, nor would anyone around me get it, but I would like to stay here, until our winners collect their award, which they most likely deserve, in Nurse Heaven's case anyway."

James admits his reasons for being out here, and he waits patiently for winners to come out and to collect their awards.

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Detective Browfel comes out and prances toward Mama D as the crowd goes absolutely insane! Mama D steps out of the way quickly as Detective Browfel turns his back on the microphone and starts to talk.
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The crowd laughes as Browfel realizes that he's facing the wrong way and turns to speak into the microphone.
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Browfel: "I'd like to thank my family, my onion rings I had this mowning, the peoples in the back, and brwead-sing-a-longs for wecieving this award!"
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Detective Browfel turns toward Mama D with a blank smile on his face.

The music for Devastator X will hit, and Jason Davis will walk out dressed in a very nice suit with a bouquet of vibrant red roses and a box of chocolates. He'll walk down to the ring, and will enter via stepping over the top rope. The GM of Sunday Night Devastation will walk up to Mama D and will hand over the roses and candy, and will remove his trademark microphone from his back pocket. He'll address the people in th ring. -

"Mama D, you sweet hot thing, please take these gifts as a token on behalf of the UNWA management team. Tonight there is another award that has to be given out, and I'm doing it right now, right here, so here it goes." -

Jason Davis will then remove a envelope from his suit and will open it. He'll then speak to the crowd and ring folk. -

"The award for best UNWA commentator is.........MAMA D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Along with a trophy, Mama D will also get a a lifetime supply of S.F. Wangs honey barbecue wings, and a contract to become part owner of the UNWA, as The Agenda of Darkness' personal match commentator. Yes MAMA D! As the hottest, sexiest, smartest, and most unbaised commentator this company has ever seen, you are finally getting everything you deserve! Also as a personal gift, from the Sunday Night UNWA crew you're also getting this....."

The Gigantictron will come to life as a shot of the parking lot will become visible. Seconds later a smart looking jet black Cadillac Escalade will motor into view, with a personalized Mama D front license tag. The car will park, side view, allowing view of the custom chrome spinner rims. he GM of Sunday night will smile and speak. -

"A BRAND NEW CADILLAC ESCALADE! Oh and one more thing......" -

Devastator X will drop to one knee and will remove a small black box from his jacket pocket. He'll open the black box to reveal what can only be explained as a stunning mega diamond ring. -

"Mama D, will you marry me?" -

We see Mama D's eyes widen, her face becomes flushed, and she starts to sway. Winston rushes behind Mama just in the nick of time as Mama's eyes roll in the back of her head and she feints backwards into Winston's arms
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Devastator X goes to rush forward but Frankie D stands in his way
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Frankie D: "Hold on just on minute here Mr Big Sexo Freaky GM Weirdo! Who the hell do you think you are! Getting my Mama all worked up like that?"
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Frankies face is all red as he appears to not realise exactly what he is doing as he jabs a pointed finger at DX
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Frankie D: "You think you are good enough for my Mama? You think you can take the place of Daddy D? Well let me tell you something, there is no way that Mama want's to be with you!"
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DX appears to be getting tired of this as he rolls his eyes in his head
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Frankie D's voice gets high and shrill as he continues
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Frankie D: "And another thing, you think that my Mama is going to be fooled by that piece of junk you call an engagement ring....My Mama doesn't want to know yo...."
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Before Frankie can finish his sentance Mama D comes flying past barging Frankie and sending him flying into the audience, Mama takes the ring from DX and places it on her finger before jumping up into his big arms!
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The lights dim as Damien Darkness comes running out of the back and jumps on Frankie D, pinning him to the ground.

"Listen, you little weasel. Don't forget how I used your blood to paint the announcer's table a while back. If you dare to interfere with the proceedings between my man-beast and Mama D, you're going to wish that I had killed you back then."

The Lord of Evil looks up at Winston and grins.

"I have no beef with you, old-timer. This is between Frankie and me, so you just stay out of it and no announcers will be forced to bleed tonight."

Damien Darkness signals up to the ring.

"You two may proceed."