[When the crowd is generally distracted by someone playing a clip or two, a figure moves through the crowd, his face and hair covered by a hat and sunglasses. He jumps the barrier and takes off his hat as security head towards him]
[A grin from Distor causes the security guards to back away and he gets into the ring]
“Weeeeell, I’m back, again. You can’t really get rid of me that easily, to those of you that think I would be gone for good.” [Distor coughs several times into the mic, each cough attempting, and failing to cover up the words “Winston the Bulldog”]
“Anyway, it would appear that several people are going around calling me crazy. Why, most of you ask? Well, take a look at this…” [A clip plays of Distor beating the hell out of Dr Sotsog]
“Now, we all know why I did that. Hell, most of you would do the same if you were locked up simply for being ticked off with someone. But then… last week, this occurred…” [A clip plays of The Silent Man beating the hell out of Dr Sotsog].
“And yet, people are calling me insane. Well, we’re in Canada tonight, what say we see if this crowd has some smart people in it.” [Insert whatever the crowd cheers here]. “Ahh come on, if you’re nice, I’ll put a good show by beating up good ol’ Chatty at our first PPV.”
“In any case, I have a bit of a situation. See, I’m now stuck on this continent. So it would be nice if someone could come out here, play cannon fodder, and give Leon Heart a good reason to send me a paycheck.” [Again, the crowd either cheers or boo to this].
“Ugh…. What’s the bet I’m not gonna get preferential treatment tonight.”