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Synyster Title Challenger
Number of posts : 118 Location : Atlanta Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-11
| Subject: Irish Pub Crawl Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| ::Camera's are riding along with Synyster in his Rolls Royce Phantom::
Synyster: Alright Ladies and Gentlemen but mostly Ladies...We're here in this dump of a place Belfast riding the strip, searching these trashy sleezy bars for Freelancer..I call this Syn's Irish Pub crawl mate!..
::Synyster Pulls up to bar that has neon lights flashing on the outside boasting that they have Guinness Drought::
Synyster: This looks like a good place c'mon....It maybe a little too fancy for a bum like Freelancer but we'll give it a shot!
::Synyster walks up to door only to be stopped by the bouncer::
Bouncer: Back of the line mate!
Synyster: Back of the line!? Do you know who I am!? I'm the biggest name in the UNWA!
Bouncer:(In a Stern Voice) No Matter! Back of the line!
::Synyster Looks around and spots a girl that is next in line to go into the bar::
Synyster: Excuse me darling but...I have some bussiness to attend to inside and If you let me infront of you...I'll make it worth your while!
::The girl blushes because she know's who he is::
Girl: Sure! Go right ahead!
:: Synyster walks into the bar...There's a horrible band playing on the stage..After their song he walks up on the stage and speaks with the lead singer...after a few mins the lead singer gives in and hands Synyster the mike::
Synyster: Alright Everybody!! ( The Mike screaches with feedback) Im lookin for a bum named Freelancer....He kinda blends in with all you gapped teeth ugly fins so I can't really spot him!
:: The people boo loudly and yell obsence comments towards Syn::
Synyster: Hey!! Yall need to show some respect before I whoop everyone's ass in here!!
:: The crowd starts to storm the stage::
Synyster: Wait! Wait! I Mean one at a time!!
::The large crowd grabs Syn, escorts him to the door and throws him out while the people in the line begin to laugh::
Synyster: Shut Up!!...We I guess he wasnt in there...I know a few more spots though..He has to be in one of them!...Lets go!
TO BE CONTINUED | |
| | | Synyster Title Challenger
Number of posts : 118 Location : Atlanta Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-11
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:13 am | |
| :: Moments later the camera's are back with him as he continues the search for Freelancer...He walking along a popular strip of bars and resturants with the camera on his heels::
Synyster: Alright....I know's he's been...I can smell him...Smells like..Cheap colonge and vomit..Anyways Im gonna find him and make sure he wont make it to our rematch...Here we go..Lets try this one!
::Synyster swings the door open to the bar and walks inside::
Synyster: LISTEN UP EVERYBODY!!!....I WANNA KNOW IF ANYONE HERE HAS SEEN THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER FREELANCER!?!?
::People start to mummer and talk quietly to each other::
Synyster: Alright....Looks like Im just gonna have to wait for him...He'll show up sooner or later.
::Synyster walks to up to a pool table where two guys are playing pool...He circles the table and pockets the eight ball with his hand::
Synyster: You guys are done!..Now get the hell out of here!
::The two men shake their heads and walk away as Syn racks em and starts to play pool by himself when he's approach by the bartender::
Bartender: Hey mate!..We all here know who you are..And Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Synyster: Leave!? I just got here! There's not a single person in here that can make me leave!
::A drunken customer then approaches::
Drunk Customer:..Uhm...THE REVOLUTION SUCKS....Annndd YOU SUCK TOO!...Free....Freelancer is gonna kick your assss!
Synyster:Oh...Is that right!?
::Synyster: Cracks the man over the head with the pool stick he has in his hand and the man instantly hits the ground...Synyster is then swarmed with bouncer's to push him towards the exit and throws him out into the street::
Synyster: That's no way to treat a future champion!!!
::Synyster's cell phone begins to ring...He reaches into his pocket pulls it out and awnsers it::
Synyster:..Hello?.......What!? Who is this!?.....He's there!?...Are you sure!? thats the dumpiest bar around here...Alright Im on my way...
TO BE CONTINUED | |
| | | Synyster Title Challenger
Number of posts : 118 Location : Atlanta Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-11
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:57 pm | |
| :: Camera's are outside of the bar that was said Freelancer would be at...Synyster pulls up in his phantom, gets out and walks over to the camera man::
Synyster: Alright Haha!..This is gonna be great! I got a tip from a higher up in UNWA and they said Freelancer is at this very bar..Right Now!!..Freelancer ain't gonna make it to our rematch! C'mon lets go!
:: Synyster starts walking towards the door when he stops a man who just came out of the bar::
Synyster: Hey! Hey...Was Freelancer in there!?...You know...The talentless wrestler...Kinda looks like he's homless..
Man: Yeah yeah....I know who your talking about mate....He's in there!
:: The Man laughs a little bit and walks away::
Synyster: Haha! All my searching has finally paid off...Now Im gonna go in there and kick his ass all over the bar!
:: Synyster walks up to the door and slings it open and takes one step inside and loudly annouces::
Synyster: FREELANCER I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER THIS TRASHY TOWN LOOKING FOR YOU AND........
:: Synyster stops in the middle of his sentance...The band stops playing and the whole bar is silent Synyster spots numerous UNWA superstars such as El Lobo, Hemmorage, Vonryan, Aquilis and damein just to name a few....Synyster now realizes he's at the Kiwi..Where the UNWA stars are having a meeting to put an end to The Revolution::
Synyster: Hmmm...Nice bar...Nice band...Too bad I can't stay
:: Synyster turns around and run's into the camera man knocking him down..The whole UNWA team stands up knocking the table over they were sitting down at and gives chase to Syn...The Camera man gathers himself and runs out side to see Synyster speeding off down the street and a mob of UNWA stars yelling at him::
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| | | James Young Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 399 Age : 32 Location : England Registration date : 2008-08-11
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:14 pm | |
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| | | Synyster Title Challenger
Number of posts : 118 Location : Atlanta Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-11
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:19 pm | |
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| | | vonryan VGM
Number of posts : 614 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-09-09
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:49 pm | |
| That was great Syn! You took the reader on the misadventures of SynsterG and ended up with a suprise ending. | |
| | | Synyster Title Challenger
Number of posts : 118 Location : Atlanta Georgia Registration date : 2008-09-11
| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:21 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Irish Pub Crawl Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| - Synyster wrote:
- poor sod?
Lol, it's a Brit thing. |
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