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| | An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) | |
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| Subject: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:36 pm | |
| Joey, one of the UNWA-Interviewers is sitting in the Backstage-Area, waiting for Alex Awesome and chris Cryptic. When Alex Awesome saunters around the corner, Joey stands up and greets him. Alex looks a little bit uninterested.
Joey: Hey Alex. Thanks for coming. I'm looking forward to talking with you two. Alex: Oh, let's just get it over with. Joey: Erm, ok but we have to wait for Chris. Alex: So what? Joey: Oh, here he comes.
Last edited by Alex Awesome on Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:39 pm; edited 1 time in total |
| | | Chris Cryptic Jobber
Number of posts : 9 Registration date : 2008-10-02
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:17 pm | |
| Also Chris Cryptic enters the area with more interest.
Joey:Hey Chris, nice to see you. Chris: Hey Joey, I'm glad that you spend some time with us. (looking at Alex) Hey Alex, I would like to thank you, too. Joey: Ok, here is my first question: Chris, you tested Alex, if he is a worthy tag team partner for you. Did you allready make a decision, if we'll see you in the ring together? Chris: Well, that's a good question, but I'm not sure enough if we are a good combination. He should make an efford, if he wants to convince me... | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:27 pm | |
| Alex snorts. Alex: Me to convince you? Are you kidding? I would very likely show you my fighting technique but I'm afraid to hurt you. Joey: Erm, ok, but... you don't seem to be the ideal tag team partners... Alex: Well, that's definetly not my fault. Ask Chris if he is strong enough for me. Joey: Erm, actually, I planned some other questions. Alex: Fine. So you shut up now. And Chris: Are you strong enough to be my partner? |
| | | Chris Cryptic Jobber
Number of posts : 9 Registration date : 2008-10-02
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:43 pm | |
| Chris: Sure, I'm strong enough to get the tag titles with you. And Joey...I know that it seems as we don't get along with each other, but belive me. we have to browbeat each other, that's the buisness. Joey: Well, he is speaking words of wisdom. Let's continue: How would you describe yourself? Are you honest persons? Do you ever cheat or are you a fair player? Chris: On the whole, I'm a guy who prefers fairness, but in hard times, I take up arms, especially chairs. Joey: That's interessting. When did you do it at last? Chris: Oh, It was a long time ago, I can't remember. Joey: Ok, and you, Alex? How do you describe yourself?
Alex is quite vacant and doesn't answer.
Joey: Alex? Are you OK? | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:57 pm | |
| Alex looks as if he has just woken up.
Alex: Erm, what? Isn't it over yet? Joey ignores it. Joey: I asked you, if you were a fair fighter. Alex: Sure. Joey: Very good. Alex: chairs, ladders, bats, sledgehammers... I use everything I can find. Joey: Erm... And why did you actually say you are a fair fighter?
Alex leans back nonchalantly.
Alex: Listen, Jimmy. Joey: Joey. Alex: I don't mind. Just listen. I'm not a very passionated talker. And I don't like Interviews. Why talking if we have the possbility to bash each other's head in?
Last edited by Alex Awesome on Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:31 pm; edited 1 time in total |
| | | Chris Cryptic Jobber
Number of posts : 9 Registration date : 2008-10-02
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:18 pm | |
| Chris: Alex! That's no way to behave! But if you need a match, you get one! Joey: Oh, Now it's going to be exciting... Chris: But your big mouth won't help you, so make an effort. Deal? | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: An Awesome and Cryptic Interview (closed) Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:27 pm | |
| Alex: Sure. Deal. Why not? I'm always willing to have fun. Alex stands up looking as uninterested as at the beginning. Alex: OK, that was a really awesome interview. Joey, you are a fanatstic interviewer; Chris, see you in the ring. Bye. Alex walks away, muttering to himself about a catastrophal interview and a bunch of fools. Joey: But... I'm haven't finished yet... Oh man, this job is really ungrateful. Why didn't I become a dentist? Joey goes away too, also muttering, letting Chris alone.
Chris looks a little bit puzzled as if he is thinking: What for idiots have I to work with? |
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