"Y'know, I still reckon this is some nice little Rev plot to keep you out of action for the next week or so..."
Distor's voice sounds throughout the arena, and the camera's turn frantically to try and find where he is talking from. Eventually, the find him leaning against the barrier seperating the crowd from the ring and commentators.
"Now think about it for a second. Rev - Revolution. Rev - Revenge. Rev - Revolting. It all makes perfect sense, wouldn't you agree?"
The anti-Revolution supporters cheer at the sound of this. Distor jumps over the barrier and enters the ring.
"Now, since we've all but figured out that Revolution stands for connecting solid objects to innocent bystanders, those being you and me, I should say... don't try and fight too much. You're taking on one guy that...that... well, that hasn't been payed last week's salary yet, and another that's being controlled by a nurse that should really quit with wearing cloth-...er, the scheming."
"So yeah, nothing to have the fight of your life for. Besides, it will be far more entertaining at Relentless... if you catch my drift, y'know?"