Damien Darkness looks across the locker room at Ogre McJoker.
"Ogre, I thought Devastating Darkness was making their UNWA debut tonight in tag action, but Leon told me that he had other plans for the man-beast. While I don't know exactly what he's doing, especially after the beatdown he had Yellow Girl put on D-X last week, he is the GM and I'll abide by his decision. Anyway, he's asked that we tag up instead to take on El Cartographer and IvorLeBon."
Ogre makes a noncommital grunt at the sound of the opponents.
"Look, Ogre...this is a great chance for the Stable to show their domination. We'll take out cartoon map boy and the mustachioed 70's freak and prove that any two of us can get together and win. Doesn't matter if it's these rejects or those pompous Rev scum...we can take them down and dominate! Plus, you'll get a chance to spit some blood and shake the "naughty bits" at the crowd, and you know how much you love that."
Damien Darkness gives his patented maniacal laugh.
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