Number of posts : 21 Age : 52 Location : Missouri, USA Registration date : 2008-11-12
Subject: New Season, New Tactics Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:02 am
~ The creepy eerie beginnings of Metallica's "Sanitarium" begin to emit from the loudspeakers of the arena, announcing the arrival of Payne's private nurse, Heaven St. Cloud. The dangerous debutante makes her way down the ramp, twirling and taunting the crowd as she nears the ring and then climbs up the steps. She climbs in over the middle rope slowly, giving the crowd her typical display before stepping to the middle of the ring, microphone already in her hand.
Heaven: "Well, well, well. It looks like another UNWA season off to another UNWA start. I say this because once again what is my patient given? The due that he deserves? Quite the contrary. He is given a newcomer to UNWA. Someone noone knows and no one cares what happens to."
~ Heaven pauses a moment, letting the crowd boo at her even though most of the male gender hoots and catcalls at the nurse of the psychotic submissionist ~
Heaven: "Yes, yes, yes. I know. I am the bad guy, that Payne is the bad guy. Well, now this season, all of you will be the bad guy. Because the head honchos of UNWA listen to you fans as to who Payne takes apart. It is up to you to make sure that Payne doesn't have to end the careers of these young upstarts that are coming into UNWA with the hope of long and bright wrestling careers."
"Samhain. I want you to know, what will happen to you is nothing personal. It has nothing to do with you. Payne doesn't know you from Adam. But you ask anyone in that lockerroom back there that a match with him shortens careers, it ends happiness, it is something you should have never been exposed to. So do yourself a favor and when Payne grasps hold of your jaw, and you feel the lights fading from your sight.. Tap. And maybe, just maybe, he will show mercy. Then again... maybe not. Because in the end, there can only be.. Payne."
Samhain Jobber
Number of posts : 14 Registration date : 2009-01-19
Subject: Re: New Season, New Tactics Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:06 pm
Suddenly music starts to play, music never heard before in the UNWA: -
- Nurse Heaven looks around confused and fails to see the costumed wrestler behind her. - With a leap Samhain is suddenly in the ring and Nurse Heaven twirls around just in time to see him smash a big pumpkin on her head with a HARDCORE pumpkin shot! - Nurse Heaven slumps to the ground knocked out with pumpkin seed and pumpkin innards all over her blond hair and face. - Samhain: "BOOYA!!!" - Samhain picks up the mic and grins like a crazy man before speaking down at the unconcious body before him laying a pile of pumpkin goo. - Samhain: "Pain? Submission? Threats? Sounds like a wrestling show to me? Then I must be in the right place! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" - The crowd cheers at that! - Samhain: "What do you get when have one psychotic patient verus an unpredicatable crazy upstart?" - The crowd yells: ""WHAT!?" - Samhain: "One helluva wrestling match!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" - Samhain jumps out of the ring and throws candies from his pockets towards the children in the crowd. Then suddenly he slips out of eye-sight and is gone as quickly as he arrived.
Aquilus Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 516 Age : 42 Location : Kent, England Registration date : 2008-08-19
Subject: Re: New Season, New Tactics Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:23 am
(ooc:great rp from the new guy. Great to have you aboard)
Leon Heart GM
Number of posts : 1669 Age : 45 Location : England Registration date : 2008-08-06
Subject: Re: New Season, New Tactics Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:49 pm