In a wonderful super modern advanced state of the art hospital in a far off Galaxy,an armed guard has a prepared statement to read out to all the masses of Timelord fans and Rev fans....
Thanks to quick thinking medicial staff and my faithful pup i was placed into the Tardis and whisked away at once to this wonderful facility as it's a pre set course should anything serious happen to me.
I'm recovering very well and i just wanted to calm my fans down who are making themselves sick with worry.
The attacker is nothing but a coward who will eventually pay but on my return to an Unwa arena next sunday i will be adressing a few things about that attack and who i believe was responible.
Not in a fighting capacity i hasten to add.I'm so sorry fans i still need rest please be patient
In closing i wish all Rev members well and i hope you are all making inquiries into who the culprit was,thank you for your time
Timelord