The scene opens focused on a door at the UNWA HQ. The star on the door reads 'The Legendary Andy 'The Stud Man' Lavish'. The camera pushes open the door and goes inside.
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The room is just as outlandishly decorated as The Stud Man himself is dressed. He is sitting on a leather couch with a brandy snifter in his hand.
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Standing in front of him is Samhain whom has a big bandage wrapped around his head.
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Lavish, angry: "I am so furious I feel injurious!"
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Lavish is so mad he rises from his couch so fast that he spills the brandy from his snifter.
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Lavish, very angry: "You were so close to taking that Hardcore belt from the Shrimp Nerd Pseudo-Man! We were /that/ close to putting the belt around a REAL man! Or, uh, a real man spook, whatever you call yourself! Halloween Man it is your fault you let Shrimp Man retain the belt!"
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Samhain lowers his head feeling very down: "...."
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Lavish, still angry: "If you were a real man like The Stud Man you would have stopped Payne Man from interfering with the match! Until you take care of Payne Man and show management that you can take care of yourself like a MAN then you might have another shot at that title! Now get out of here and take care of business or crawl back to that pumpkin patch of yours and stay there!"
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Samhain lower his shoulders and head in an overly dramatic fashion and starts to walk slowly out of the room looking quite pathetic: "...."
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Lavish looks at the camera: "I've just come from the locker rooms and I could not find anyone whom is not afraid to challenge for the hardcore belt! This is a travesty for all real men everywhere!"
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(OOC: For those whom don't know Lavish is a UNWA commentator. And this angle is open to anyone within the range to challange for the hardcore title.)