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PostSubject: I'm not done! (open to ivor)   Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:40 pm

The camera suddenly fades to el cartographer standing in one of the UNWA hallways, apparently doing something on a cell phone.

El cartographer (mumbling): "No, really... million... bill... What? Oh well... Lessee... how do... type... boxing glov-"

El cartographer suddenly jerks his head up to realize that the camera is on. El cartographer throws the phone away.

El cartographer: "Okay, then, this is a message to ivorlebon... But first, lemme see if the camera guy..."

El cartographer reaches behind the camera.

Cameraman: "Ow!"

El cartographer: "Okay, you're definitely not Ivor."

El cartographer takes a few steps back.

El cartographer: "This is a message to Ivor:... THAT MATCH LAST WEEK WAS A TOTAL FLUKE! IT NEVER HAPPENED! SHUT UP! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! YOU HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE BECAUSE DAMIEN DARK..."

Voice: "Hey el photographer."

The camera pans to reveal Detective Browfel, wearing his usual "Sherlock Holmes-esqe" clothes.

El cartographer: "AUGH! What the ---- are you doing here?"

Detective Browfel: "I just wanted to tell you something cool: At the upcoming Pay-per-viewer-series, I get to-"

El cartographer: "SHUT! UP!"

el cartographer gets ready to hit Detective Browfel

and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a violent European Uppercut!!

Detective Browfel stumbles away. el cartographer clears his throat.

El cartographer: "Anyways, as I was saying..."

(OOC: Come on out Ivor)
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PostSubject: Re: I'm not done! (open to ivor)   Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:04 am

All of a sudden the sound man hits El cartographer with the boom.
He takes his wig and hat off to reaveal that it was Ivor all along.

Ivor: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Ivor stops to take in a big breath.

Ivor: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Ivor: You were saying nothing.

Ivor leans over El Cartographer.

Ivor: A fluke, You know who uses the word fluke? Someone who lost!! You never hear a winner call his victory a Fluke do you?
Now i beat you 1...2...3 in the middle of the ring and at the PPV im going to do it again although this time i won't pin you, I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your life, let you recover a bit and then do it again.
Your party is over!

Ivor turns around and walks away a few steps before turning round and placing a multi coloured toy ambulance on El Cartographers chest as he starts to stir.

(OOC: over to you if u wanna add owt?.....had a thought on the ppv match, if you go to the ring first i could come down in a "pimped" ambulance. i.e. small dancefloor in the back, discoball hanging from the mirror etc...)
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PostSubject: Re: I'm not done! (open to ivor)   Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:08 am

el cartographer straightens up suddenly knocking the toy ambulance off.

el cartographer: "Gah! What the ----?!?! Where'd you... Why'd... Jibb..."

el cartographer pulls himself up and cocks his arm back before swinging it forward at Ivor's face.

(OOC: Fine idea with the ambulance, and feel free to dodge the punch.)
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PostSubject: Re: I'm not done! (open to ivor)   Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:04 am

El cartographer connects right on the back of his head and he goes down to the floor.

El cartographer leans over ivor.

He looks up puzzled.

All of a sudden a second man hits him from behind with a disco ball shattering it on El cartographers head.

The camera pans round to show Ivor stnding there.

Ivor: You never learn do you?

ivor picks up the other man on the floor.

ivor: Thanks for that, you ok?

Man: Yeeaah, Im all good baby. Hey Let's go out and hit the town.

Ivor: Mustapha I have already told you we will go party after the show. Why don't you head on out without me and i will catch you up?

Mustapha: What and hit the town without my Favourite little brother? No way, besides this......er.....man? Not sure exactly what he is? Anyway, he might come round and you might need a hand again
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