Taking place down in the ring, Distor has already appeared, althoughy he is looking around the croud, and seems a bit more alert than usual.
"Well, here we are. A brand new season, new champions... and with any luck, no more losing streak."
"And so, as most of you have figured out, for the second time in as many months, I'll be taking on a familiar wrestler. I will be taking on the one.... the only.... the very first titleless champion in the history of UNWA... Hemorrhage !"
"Now, from memory, last time we fought, I think I tapped out. I may be wrong, that really doesn't matter. Everyone's improved, everyone's trained... and I get to see if the slight variation in some of my trademarks and finishers will do the trick tonight."
"So, lets get this match started. Titleless champion vsing the Aussie boy, right here, right now... lets get it on !"