Welcome to Unwa Headquarters the sign read's as we can spot a dark mysterious figure reading the matchcard for tonight's show.
Hmm i don't know any of these names Timelord who the heck is that some kind of freak show unlike me ha ha.List of stables here,gee i didn't know these guys kept horses here called Rev,SOD and Agenda,wonder did they ever win a race?
Freelancer who or what is he,a reporter that no newspaper will hire for any length of time??
The Pittsburgh Mauler sounds like a boxer but i thought this was a top wrestling promotion,strange.
GM Leon Heart is who a wannabe game character from an ageing series,oh wait that's Leon Kennedy my mistake.
Von Ryan who even supplies a photo,signed of course,oh wait it's signed by SynysterG.It reads "Vain Ryan the only man who looks into a mirror longer than me"
Choirboy,what an altar boy?? Is their a church or chapel here?
Damn i could go on but i'm supposed to be from a strange world but i think i may have slipped into the twilight zone or something else.
Just then a figure comes around the corner so Madman hides to see who it is