Mr Cash in Hand (open to all)

(OOC: Can this be put before my announcement in freelancers challenge thread to synster)

Loud, short and sharp explosions erupt from the Titantron and we see Captain Parkes emerge from back stage accompanied by numerous members of his crew, some of which are still drinking in celebration from the PPV.

On reaching the ring Parkes slides the briefcase into the ring and vaults up onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckle before acknowledging the screaming crowd. Landing lightly in the ring Parkes snags a mic out of mid air thrown to him by one of his crew, "I said it at the PPV that I would be the last man standing in that Cash in the Hand match. And this is the proof of my determination to be the best the UNWA has to offer," he calls out holding the briefcase above his head, "Now I've decided that despite the Vice GM's suggestion that I could spend this booze and wenches. I'm going to cash this in for a shot at a Championship at the next PPV being as I can get all the booze and wenches I need anytime I want."

This is met with a roar of laughter from many of the assembled pirates.

"But tonight I need to keep myself in top shape so I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone back there in the lockerooms that think they can stay with me to a Falls Count Anywhere match."

Damien Darkness appears at the top of the entrance ramp.

"Mr. Butt Pirate, I accept your challenge. After I swab the UNWA decks with your carcass, perhaps the GM in his infinite wisdom will see to it that I get another title shot, whether it be for the Hardcore Title, the Prestige Title, or the Cash in Hand that I should have won at the PPV."

The Lord of Evil points at the Titantron, which is showing footage of the boiler room.

"I am used to fighting in places outside of the ring, and I have no problem with a falls count anywhere match. Just remember, after I make you walk the plank, that you asked for this beating."

Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh and approaches the ring.