Guess who's coming back? (not really open)

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Pyro goes in a circle around the titantron as it comes to life!
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The crowd cheers as C. Stand walks down the ramp before sliding into the ring.
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The crowd suddenly quiets down as they realize that C. Stand isn't carrying any merchandise! C. Stand grabs a microphone.
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C. Stand: "So you all can see that I'm not selling anything tonight. I'm going to be doing that on Sunday. But that's not the point, because there's something else about Sunday that I think you all want to know."
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C. Stand pauses as the crowd starts to make some noise.
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C. Stand: "This is someone that has been away for a long while."
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The crowd gets even louder.
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C. Stand: "This person is coming back on Sunday to talk with you all..."
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C. Stand motions for the crowd to quiet down a little.
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C. Stand: "And that person is....
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Detective Browfel!"
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The crowd goes absolutely insane as C. Stand covers his ears and exits the ring.
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C. Stand: "So, make sure to tune in to Sunday's show, people!"
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C. Stand waves at the crowd before finishing his walk up the ramp and out of the arena.

(OOC: What? el cartographer isn't in it. It's C. Stand.)

(oh. who is c.stand? lol)

(OOC: I'll give you a hint: C stands for "Concession". In other words, he's a UNWA merchandise salesman... And part time teller of news.)