BREAKING NEWS! THE UNWA HAS CHANGED NAMES! (This needs to go as the first thing for Sunday)

The Gigantictron will come to life and there in a business suit and sitting behind a desk is none other than Jason Davis, also known as Devastator X, He smiles at the camera and speaks with jubilation. -

"WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT UNWA IS DEVASTATOR X!!!!! THE FLAGSHIP SHOW OF THE UNWA FRANCHISE! DON'T LET FRIDAY NIGHT FOOL YOU PEOPLE! WE'RE THE SHOW THAT DRIVES THE BOAT!" -

The co-owner of the UNWA will smile and address the fans again.

"In light of The Agenda's partial take over of the UNWA I have decided to make my first real change as GM of Sunday Night......DEVASTATION! Yes you heard me right people, we're done Sacrificing, it's time to take over the UNWA and leave Friday night battered and bloody in our wake! So i hope all of you enjoy the show tonight, I've got a hell of a card lined up for you! It's time for DEVASTATION!!!!!!!!!!!" -