"Ghetto. You're talking to the most feared man in the Caribbean. I put my life on the line every day I'm on board my ship. I'm not afraid of you or any ambulance match." Parkes calls back defiantly, "And If Leon or Devasator or anyone else back there with the power to do so wants to change it from a Steel Cage to an Ambulance Match then I say they aren't raising the bar high enough."
The crowd roars its approval at this last comment.
"However I highly doubt that the UNWA Insurance Policy covers the most brutal of matches I've ever taken part in Ghetto," continues Parkes, "And in case you're wonderingwhat type of match that would be sport, it's a Hangman's Noose Match. The only way to win is to hang your opponent by the neck above the ring. And as much as I'd love to have the honour of stringing you up by the neck on Sunday. I highly doubt that I'd be allowed to."
(OOC: Back to you Ghetto, or to any of the GM's if you want to confirm Ghetto or my idea for the match type.)