As "Wanted Man" hits the PA Jpea and JMac are seen making their way down to the ring giving offensive gestures to the crowd and showing their new Tag Team Championships off, whilst the crowd lay into them with boos and hisses.
Jpea and JMac walk over to infornt of Frankie and Winston.
Frankie: Oh what do these two want now?
Winston: Shut Up! Show some damn respect for our Tag Team Champions!
JMac stands and points to Frankie, smiling to the crowd before suddenly slapping Frankie with such force it knocks his head into Winstons lap. Immediately Jpea leaps over and pulls Frankie's face out of Winstons lap apologising to Winston, and starts playfully slapping Frankie.
JMac: Hey Jpea dude, cut that out dude, we need to explain to all these idiots here why we rock and they suck.
Jpea steps away with a slight upset look on his face. Suddenly just as Frankie is recovering, JMac leaps foreward and slaps Frankie's other cheek with such force he falls out of his chair. Both men make their way into the ring laughing.
Jpea: (laughing) Frankie! You seem to be having some trouble staying in your seat there!
JMac: Hey Winston dude, sorry his head landed in your lap there!, didn't mean for that to happen!
Winston: Such modest men, And the best Tag Team champions we will ever have.
Frankie: What the freakin' hell are you talking about man! those guys are jerks! plain and simple!
The crowd increases the volume of their boos and hisses and begins throwing styrofoam cups at the ring.
Jpea: But like JMac said, you really have to learn why we are better than you, and these belts around our waists are proof of our greatness. But because you are all hicks living in a one Starbucks town, you aren't able to grasp that concept.
The crowd continues to boo.
JMac Mid Carder
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Subject: Re: Celebration. Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:54 pm
JMac grabs another mic from the ring crew and begins to talk.
- dude.... i didnt see the starbucks....
JMac looks bemused as Jpea starts to laugh..
- Seriously dude... even if there was... im sure their coffee would be as cheap as the fans... or atleast... the women in attendance....
Boos and hisses roar throughout the arena as some people start throwing rubbish towards the ring...
- Ouch.. that must'a annoyed them slightly...
Jpea shrugs his shoulders...
- Oh... where was i...
JMac turns to Jpea
- How great we are....
- oh right.... but whats the point... its common knowledge...
JMac turns to the audience
- You saw it... we beat the toilet team of freelancer and rolie...
JMac stands as if hes advertising
- $2.99 for 8 rolls... by one get one free... at Walmart....
The crowd continues to boo as JMac continues..
- We BEAT them.. and still had matches afterwards.... we beat our indavidual opponants as well.... NEED WE SAY HOW GREAT WE ARE.... You should know...
JMac climbs onto a turnbuckle.. and sits across it waiting for Jpea to continue where he left off
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Subject: Re: Celebration. Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:06 pm
Jpea stops to ponder for a moment
Jpea: I didn't see the Starbucks either.......
The crowd starts chanting: Crowd: You're an a**hole!
Jpea: That may be true, but we ripped Rolie and Freelancer 2 new ones!
Winston: He's right! (laughs)
The crowd throw more debris into the ring, and chanting even louder
Jpea: And I didn't see anyone that looked like a woman........
The crowds boos intensify tenfold as Jpea adopts a smug look.
Jpea: Is this jeleousy over the fact that British women are actually women?
The crowd begins it's chanting a fresh with yet more boos and rubbish thrown at the ring.