And now, the challenge of Bodders (open to Bodders)

**The camera flickers on to see Baba Ganoush rubbing Lola's back. He's obviously doing it wrong, as she continues to grimace everytime he moves his hands, but, knowing he's trying to do his best, she kindly smiles at him when he looks at her face, but grits her teeth when he doesn't.**

Baba - 'Hi Bodders! I am your Hardcore Champion, 'Playboy' Baba Ganoush, and I just wanted to take time this time of times to make time to....'

**Lola quickly turns around to Baba and caresses his face.**

Lola - 'Baba honey, just calm down and send him a message.'

**Lola's kind smile quickly stops Baba, and he turns red in the face.**

Baba - 'Lola, I am just super-mega-excited about wrestling Bodders! He is one of the few wrestlers here I enjoy watching, and I expect it to be the bestest contest of champions ever seen!'

Lola - 'Honey, I know, and I am happy if you are. But the cameraman isn't going to be here all day. You should just take a deep breath and tell him!'

**They both laugh at Baba's excitement. Baba turns to the camera to address Bodders.**

Baba - 'Bodders. You will be a formidable challenger. This I am sure of. And as we both stand on the preci.....er.....parcip.....er....oh!.....the dawning of a new year, I just want to wish you the best of luck, and of course offer you the 'Playboy' Baba Ganoush 'Handshake of the Friendly Earth'! Until then Bodders, best of the season to you, your family, your friends, your pets, your librarians, your teachers...'

**Lola quickly grabs Baba by the face and kisses him. As she does so, she turns her eye to the camera and winks as a sign to say 'Someone had to quiet him up'.**

Bodders arrives on the scene with a sneaky little smirk on his face.

Bodders: "Hey Baba, Lola, break it up for a moment please,"

Even though he says this, you can see a cheeky grin on his face.