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PostSubject: How You Say, El Hello-o to El Choirboy-o.....GORDITA!   How You Say, El Hello-o to El Choirboy-o.....GORDITA! EmptyTue Jan 27, 2009 5:56 am

A viginette will air during the festivities leading up to the UNWA show on January 30th. The footage is grainy, like a bad Mexican movie, and appears to be shot by a guy holding a cam-corder. The shakey camera work will eventually train onto a large man, probably 7' tall, with a similar build to Devastator X. This man mountain is wearing a red skull luchador mask, along with a pair of black shades, to conceal the color of the man's eyes. The black t-shirt the man is wearing has a name printed across the muscular chest, El Bad-Guy-O, is bold red block lettering. The camera will pan down, and the masked man is wearing the exact same gear that Devastator X normally wears down to the ring. The 'luchador' will clear his throat, and begin speaking, in a PAINFULLY bad Mexican accent.

"Why for you are to be trying to make the movie of how you say, my junk-o? Aim-o the camera at my head-o. I am addressing, how you say, UNWA-o fans-o about-o El Choirboy-o. You gringos think-o that-o he's-o bad-o? Well no one, is how you say, bad as El Bad-Guy-O. He is-o, how you say, a 77 time world champion-o, and even he is, how you say, afraid-o of Devastator X-o. El Choirboy-o, do yourself-o a favor-o, and just, how you say, forfit-o el title-o, and-o save-o yourself-o a beating-o. As a 134 time world tag-team-o champion-o, how you say, 34 of my tag-o defeat-o came-o at the hands-o of Devastator X-o. He was-o by himself-o, that is how you say, el crazy-o. My Mexican brothers, Paco, Hector, Jose, Jesus, all implore you-o to have-o some-o common sense-o and just-o bring him-o, how you say, el belt-o on Friday-o, lay-o it at-o his feet-o, and walk away-o."

The masked 'luchador' will then look at the camera and speak stoicly, chest puffed up proud.

"And to my my Mexican brothers, I say to you in our native tongue.....Gordita, fajita, chimi-changa, burrito, chalupa, quesadia, TACO! El goodnight-o!"

The viginette will end as abruptly as it has started.
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