Damien Darkness reads over the card for tonight's show.
"I'm going up against Pumpkin Boy in a hardcore match? What a way to start the season. Not vying for the Title of Evil, not getting a shot at the Prestige Title, but squaring off against a crazy pumpkin smasher. Shows how much respect Leon seems to have for the Stable of Darkness."
The Lord of Evil thinks for a few seconds about the match.
"Well, I guess whether it's eggplant boy or pumpkin boy, the UNWA has been infiltrated with the cast of Veggie Tales. Guess it's time to go add another piece of crap to the compost heap in the pumpkin patch."
Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh.
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