Alex Awesome's music starts to play and Alex Awesome enters the ring, posing on each of the turnbuckles and grabs the microphone.
Alex: I have looked for the ideal Tag Team partner for the whole three weeks I'm a member of the UNWA. And now, I think I've found him.
It's this new one. Chris Cryptic.
I know that sounds absurd, I mean this whimp is obviously not able to hold a candle to me but I have a good eye for finding a partner and I think we would be a an invincible tag team. So, Chris, do you have nerve enough to come out and answer my question?
Do you want to let some weaklings scream in pain with me tonight?