A swip of the tounge? (not exactly open)

el cartographer walks down the UNWA hallway with the camera focused on his upper body and head. He stops.
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el cartographer: "It's you..."
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Detective Browfel moves within the camera's sights.
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Browfel: "Yeah it's me, yeh-yuh it's me, Hoo-yeah! Hoo-yeah!"
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el cartographer: "Shut up, you stupid moron. I can't believe you interfered with th"
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Browfel: "Weh-ull I had to get ba"
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el cartographer: "Look, I don't care. You stopped me from bringing the hur"
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Browfel: "But you... Put me in the hos-spit-it-all! Plus you didn't pay me fo"
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el cartographer: "I don't have to pay you for being the cause of what you investigate!"
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el cartographer and Detective Browfel start getting in each other's faces.
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el cartographer: "And you won't even help with the latest problem!"
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Browfel: "What problem? Say it nice and slow for meh!"
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el cartographer: "I got attacked... by someone... that I don't know...before my tag match... and I want you to find out who it was."
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Browfel: "Do you honestly think, that I'd help you stink-fish man?"
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el cartographer: "Stink-fish man? What's up with that?"
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Browfel: "AND, I'm absowutely sure that you had something to do with that train starting!"
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el cartographer: "But how do you know that I did something?"
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Browfel: "Aha! A swip of the tounge! You DID have something to do with it!"
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el cartographer: "Look! Whether I did or not, I'm NEVER going to tell you ANYTHING!"
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Browfel: "Well then I'm not going to SOLVE anything!"
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el cartographer: "You probably just learned last week how to solve getting your shoes on the right feet!"
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Browfel: "Hey! Are you saying you've been wearing my shoes? Because I know both of my feet are right for them!"
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el cartographer: "Last time I checked, you wore no pants, and glued blue soles to the bottom of your feet!"
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Browfel: "I WEAR LONG PANTS EL PHOTOGRAPHER! THE LONGEST PANTS! Longest pants! Everybody, everybody, longest pants!"
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Detective Browfel starts racing around el cartographer, doing all sorts of flips.
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Browfel: "Long-long-long-long-long-long pants!"
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el cartographer: "Now, now, calm down!"
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Detective Browfel does so.
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Browfel: "How about this? We meet after the pay-per-vee-ow! If I win, you tell me everything you know about the Train match, right then! If I lose, then I'll help you solve your case!"
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el cartographer: "Fine then!... Now what type of match would be worthy of my awesomeness?... How about... A kendo stick on a pole match!"
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Browfel: "Alwight then! But when I win-diddy win-diddy-win, you better let everyone know everything right then and there!"
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el cartographer: "It's settled then... But how do you know you're going to get another 3-day contract from Leon in that time? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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Browfel: "Oh, don't you worry about that, coconut-pie man!"
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Both men stomp off in opposite directions.

(OOC: Maybe Leon could come in... Who knows?... If someone wants to interfere with the match, let me know. Oh, and the (entirely rp-made) match will be after the PPV, since I'm in the Bash for the Cash and I don't really want to be in two matches, even if one isn't real.)