Number of posts : 45 Age : 39 Location : Lancaster uk Registration date : 2008-12-15
Subject: What was that all about? Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:48 am
Ivor Lebons music hits and he dances down to the ring
He walks into the ring has a little dance and then grabs a microphone.
Ivor: Hey all you groovy guys and gals! I need a favour from one of you lovely ladies. Who wants to help Ivor out?
The women in the crowd all go wild and Ivor walks to the ringside and picks a lady and takes her into the ring.
Ivor: Thanks for agreeing to help me out. So will you please slap me?
The woman looks at him in a strange way and shakes her head nervously.
Ivor: Hey please i just want to test something....then maybe after the show we go dancing together? So come on and dont be shy about it. I want you to give me your best shot!
The woman still looks nervous but slaps Ivor right across his face.
Ivor straightens his moustache.
Ivor: Wow!!! Nice. Thank you.
The woman returns to her seat looking confused.
Ivor: Now you may be wondering why i asked that beautiful young lady to slap me?
I was just checking because I thought i was having a very wierd dream. I dreamt that in my first match here in the UNWA i was facing this.....well how do i put it?......massive freak!?!
I thought i was gonna get an easy first match you know. Ease myself in! But instead i end up facing king kongs big brother!! Seriously where did you find that from? I've seen less scary things in hannibal lecter's kitchen!!
I admit i did get a bit of a beating, but it has made me realise something. I need to get a bit more serious. Thats why im here to show you all my new finishing move! So i've got my buddy Mustapha Whetton to come here tonight so i can show it to you.
A man walks down to the ring and shakes hands with ivor.
Ivor lifts Mustapha in a suplex position
Then grabs him round his shoulder and swings him round and slams him on his back
Ivor: And that ladies and gentleman is a Moustache ride!!
Ivor drops the mic and picks Mustapha up and they both walk backstage.
Leon Heart GM
Number of posts : 1669 Age : 45 Location : England Registration date : 2008-08-06
Subject: Re: What was that all about? Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:28 pm
ooc - very funny stuff! added to show and moved to archives
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