el cartographer
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Location : Texas, USA
Registration date : 2008-11-27
 | | Subject: Ambulance?!?! (not open) Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:31 pm | |
| The screen fades to el cartographer sitting on a UNWA bench in a UNWA hallway, holding the match card in his hands. He seems to be talking to someone behind the camera.
El cartographer: "Shut up! Look, I'm done with doing these messages to ivor! Okay? It keeps backfiring!... In fact..."
El cartographer walks up to the camera and reaches behind it.
Voice 1: "Ow!"
Voice 2: "Ow!"
El cartographer steps back and sits down.
El cartographer: "Okay, cameraman and soundman: Not Ivor."
El cartographer looks up at the camera as it moves a little closer.
El cartographer: "And besides, why would I..."
Voice 3: "Hey el photographer!"
El cartographer's arm instinctively thrusts out and punchs Detective Browfel's body with a powerful Body Punch!
Browfel: "Ow!"
As Detective falls back away from el cartographer, the camera pans back to el cartographer.
El cartographer: "As I was saying, why should I have a reason to talk about Ivor? It was a fluke that he beat me last week!"
Voice 4: "The match card."
El cartographer: "What about it? I was just reading it...."
El cartographer looks back down at the match card before gasping loudly.
El cartographer: "AN AMBULANCE MATCH WITH IVOR?!?!?!??!?!?"
El cartographer holds the match card away with outstrectched arms and mouth agape as he sits in shock for a few seconds.
El cartographer: "Well... At least I can get him offa me..."
El cartographer lets out a big breath before walking towards the camera and giving it a strong Wallop!
The screen fades away. | |
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