Hardcore Mauling (open to The Pittsburgh Mauler)

Timelord's music hit's the arena as Mr'Minder appear's from the backstage area pushing a cart full of weapon's.As the boo's and few cheer's fill the arena Timelord appear's on the stage posing with a fake Hardcore title belt.
Minder put's the cart at ringside and tosses various weapon's into the ring as Timelord slide's in under the ring rope's.
He hold's aloft the title belt and in the other hand has a mic,Minder stand's at far side of the ring.

Now don't be stupid of course i know i'm not champion yet but after sunday i will be once again a champion in UNWA.I feel that i need to address the loser of my no.1 contender match Captain Pugwash whoop's i mean Parkes.I ducked and dived for ages to try and save you the embarrassement of losing YET again,but it seems maybe that you haven't learnt anything.You see the Hardcore Title is a nice distraction for me but when it's all said and done i too am a Pride contender.Only reason i haven't and won't yet declare a interest is that my Rev boy's Tyler and Aq can handle all the pride so called contender's.

Got a bit side tracked there sorry Mauler on sunday i have no beef with you except i would like to put on some weight,12 pounds extra to be exact and you do look like you could do with losing a few pound's ha ha.Mr.Minder kindly brought down a selection of weapon's such as a baseball bat,a steel folding chair and a kendo stick amongst other's but the weapon that will win me the hardcore title isn't here yet.

K-9 come on out here pup....

Intense jeering and chanting "cheat cheat" start's up as K-9 make's his way down to the ring,Minder lift's him into the ring where he whizze's around happy as Larry.

This pup is hardcore no in fact this pup is Legendary ha ha,love him or hate him he's a match winner,so with him who really need's weapon's.They are just to help the Mauler more than me,he should stick to poetry rather than hardcore wrestling.




ooc over to you Mauler for interruption

Symphony of Destruction plays over the loud speakers as sparks shower down from the Titantron. Mauler walks out onto the entrance ramp with a big smile on his face. He holds up the Hardcore title for all to see.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "The champ is...."

Long pause.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "...from Pittsburgh."

Mauler laughs.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Last Sunday on Sacrifice, I accomplished one of my goals here at UNWA. By winning this title, I have vanquished the Title of Evil. Long live the UNWA Hardcore Title."

Mauler raises the belt high into the air and the crowd cheers.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Now, you might say that I have been thrown out of the flying pan and into the fire. My win last week guaranteed me a match against Timelord this week."

The crowd boos.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Timelord, remember back the week after you got attacked and there was a big investigation into who attacked you? Remember what I said? Well, our paths have now crossed and I have figured out what I am going to do with the tardis after I beat you. I am going to jump in, and go back in time to the beginning of our match tonight so that I can put the beatdown on you again.”

Mauler laughs.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "I'm glad you brought your little robot pet with you too. He can be the first to feel the wrath of my welder's torch."

Mauler increases the flame on his torch.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Maybe he would like to be welded to the ring post or perhaps to the hood of the tardis as a hood ornament. Either way, it doesn't matter to me. All that matters is he is out of the way. Maybe I'll let the crowd decide what he should be welded to."

The crowd cheers.

ooc: Back to you Timelord.

Mauler thinks for a second and then heads to the back to prepare for his match.

ooc: I think this is closed now.