Bash for the Cash Match II (Open to all competing in this match)

Winston: "Up next we have the second ever Bash for the Cash match. This match is where superstars can claim the right to challenge for a title and up and comers have a chance to make a name for themselves."

As the crowd await the first of the wrestlers to make their way ringside the arena lights fade out until the only light is from the numerous camera flashes. A loud blast of thunder and the lights come back up and we find Captain Parkes, mic in hand standing in the middle of the ring ready to compete.

"Tonight I get my chance to prove to everyone just why I'm the most feared man in the Caribbean. Tonight I go to war with any and every man that steps into this ring in this match. Tonight I take what's rightfully mine and go on to challenge for Title Gold. So to all those scheduled in this match come and get some if you think you've got the balls to beat me."

*Night Hawk steps in, doing a front flip over the top ropes.*

Night Hawk: "You know, Captain, I do respect as a very skilled wrestler and driver of boats but I must say I don't take kindly to trash talking. This ring isn't big enough for the both of us. We both have enormous egos but I must say, mine is bigger. You should know by now that it isn't talk that wins the match but performance and in performance as well as in several other areas, you come up a little short. I don't mean to emasculate a tough little guy like you but I'm not going to let you win."

*waits for response or for someone else to come in*

(OOC: Please let me know if I am out of line. I just thought it would be funny. I will change i if anyone is offended or if this is deemed inappropriate.)

"Driver of boats!" scoffs Parkes, "Maybe that's what little children and yourself do in the bath tub. I pilot ships and don't you forget it" he continues tapping Night Hawk in the chest to get the point across, "As for there only being room in this ring for one of us you're quite right. And it'll be my pleasure to personally kick your arse out of the ring!"

(OOC: Nah your not out of line. It adds to the flow I was intending on.)

Damien Darkness appears at the top of the entrance ramp.

"A butt pirate and a...well, whatever you are, Night Hawk. You two make me sick. Why don't you both just leave, along with anyone else that wants to compete and just give me the briefcase now. This way, no one needs to get hurt and I can get the title shot that I deserve."

The Lord of Evil smirks at the other two wrestlers.

"You both understand, of course, that I'd prefer if you don't heed my warning and I get the chance to bust both of your heads wide open in the ring before claiming my prize, but I felt that as the head of the most evil wrestling group in the UNWA that I had to give you the option."

Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh.

(OOC - next!!)

The song Glorious by Muse started to play, much to the surprise of everyone in the arena. James Young suddenly appeared leaning against the TitanTron, with a sledgehammer in hand. James however didn't look impressed at what was going on.

James: "Alright! Let me get this straight, you three idiots think that you can win the Cash in Hand Briefcase, which has already got my name written down in history for winning it!!!!"

James still didn't look happy.

James: "Captain Parkes! The local pirate! The man who managed a fluke victory over me in a HARDCORE MATCH!!! But the thing is 'Captain'. You're nothing more than a washed up old man!"

James took out a pirate hat before he threw it to the ground stomp on it a few times before he spat at it.

James: "Night Hawk! You may think that you're perfect in every way, but to me, you're nothing me. You're just a cheat ripoff of James Bond!"

Ryan Young appeared with a stereo in hand, before he sets it to the ground and makes it start playing the James Bond theme, only for James Young to smash the machine to pieces with the sledgehammer he was holding.

James: "Damien Darkness may be the 'Lord of Darkness' to himself and his sad little stable, but honestly. You may have won the MOST EVIL PERSON AWARD. But honestly, do you really think you can BEAT ME in a LADDER MATCH!!!!! Cause I don't think that someone who loves the dark, can really climb a ladder to grab a briefcase what is in the middle of bright light!!!"

James sneered at the self proclaimed lord of darkness.

James: "Cause I AM your superior!!!"

*Night Hawk looks at Damien and Captain*

Night Hawk: "Wanna take this loser out first? Also, whos James Bond?"

**Choirboy appears at the entranceway shaking his head.**

Choirboy - 'Let me get this straight. I have to face off against a guy who's a bit too friendly with his sister, a musclebound emo kid, and some Austin Powers wannabe just to finally face Captain Parkes?' As far as I'm concerned, you're all just in my way, but Parkes, you and I have a matter in the ring that needs to be attended to. And one way or another, I'll finally see just how good you are.'

Mauler appears on the entrance ramp.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Let's not get all bent here. You'll all be bent into a plethora of shapes sooner or later this evening by me as I go on to win the Cash in Hand briefcase. So, why don't we get this wingding started so I can claim my prize."

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Damien Darkness glares at James Young.

"You incestuous little twit. Did you forget the beating you took from me in our Last Blood match? Not only did I make you bleed, but I knocked you out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm sure your brother would have rather done it, since he took it upon himself to knock you out the next week. Maybe if you didn't have such a glass jaw, you'd have a chance to win something other than the Loser of the Year award."

The Lord of Evil looks over at Mauler.

"Ah, my poetry nemesis. You still haven't gotten over the fact that I write far superior poetry to you, even if you've found some floozy to publish that drek that you write. Why don't you crawl into some swampy dark hole somewhere and write more of that fecal material that you call poetry?"

Damien Darkness looks at Choirboy.

"Choirboy. We've never met in the ring and I have nothing against you. In fact, I have some respect because you disowned the rest of the Rev idiots and decided to go on your own. Although I have nothing against you personally, I want that Cash in Hand briefcase and I'll take you out if you get in my way."

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Night Hawk: "I'm so confused! Who the hell is James Bond and whos Austin Powers?!!!"

Staring up at James Young"James you talk about ladders and bright lights. That's like a walk in the park compared with scaling ships rigging in the midst of a hurricane in the Caribbean whilst trying to reef in the ships sails."

Looking across to Damien Darkness, "I'll grant you our wish and I will leave. After I've beaten you all into submission."

Parkes turns to Nighthawk, "I'd be happy to help you take out these morons but just don't get in my way.", turning back to the stage, "Mauler, I've got no quarrel with you but don't expect me to lie down and let you take my briefcase. And as for you Choirboy I look forward to making you scream to your god for mercy."

Strange new music will begin and a music video entrance will begin for a unexpected announcement. A lone will figure will stride out, none other than Jason Davis, in his normal street attire. The 7' man monster will only wear traditional out of ring attire, a black biker jacket, a black t-shirt with a neon green UNWA logo emblazened across the chest, and a pair of black denim jeans, along with his black and chrome biker boots. The UNWA star will be carrying a microphone, and will head down towards the ring, eventually coming to stand beside of Damien Darkness immediate location. He will then address the other competitors.

"Christmas is at hand folks, a little early this year, but isn't it a festive fun time for one and all whenever it strikes us. I was just informed that I am also participating in the Cash In Hand match, and since I already got my present I figured I should come out here and share the love with the rest of you guys."

Devastaotr X will first look upon Choirboy, and produce a sealed envelope from inside of his biker jacket. He will drop the envelope at Chiorboy's feet.

"My present to you Choirboy, a check, so you can go buy yourself some therapy, since we all know you're so mad cause you were touched inappropriately for so many years by the priests at your church. Make sure you add a little extra something so you can also buy yourself a hooker and smile afterwards."

Devastator X will turn to The Pittsburgh Mauler, and produce a small gift wrapped box from his inner jacket as well. The red and green colored box will be dropped at the feet of The Mauler.

"My present to you Mauler is a universal remote, so you can rewind time and bask in your now faded glory as a week long hardcore champion. Thus meaning you held a belt half as long as guy with half your talent, which makes you fully sucky. Cash In Hand for you, no way, you'll just lose it the next night to a sanitation worker named Stewart in a poker match."

Devastator X will then turn to Captain Parkes and toss a few sealed condom packets to the land loving seaman. He will address Captain Parkes.

"Well as Damien Darkness has stated already, you are indeed a butt pirate....ARRRRR! So I was wanting to give you, a pirate, some help from a Trojan....ARRRRR! That way when you be sticking your mainsail into a poopdeck, ye always be protected.....ARRRRR!"

Devastator X will then turn to Night Hawk, and drop a piece of paper at his feet with large writing spelling IOU on it.

"You, your going to get your present during the Cash In Hand match, cause you gimmick stealing never was, I'm going to teach you that the UNWA only has room for one guy with multiple personalities, and that lunatic is me. So enjoy it as I'm kicking the Howdy out of your Night Hawk, and after the match you can combine your two half rate identites so you can actually have your completely own gimmick."

Devastator X will then turn to James Young and smile, then laugh, then point towards the Gigantic-Tron. He will laugh even harder as he waits for the screen to come back to life, revelaing a full sized city bus.

"Oh, and for you, James Bodders Young, I couldn't fit your present in the arena, so this will have to do. Here is your very own bus, so you can load up Daddy, Momma, Sissy, Brother, Grand Pappy, Cousin Rufus, Aunt Sally, Uncle Larry. and GREASY GRANNY YOUNG! Then the entire Young clan can drive own down to the pay per view, and watch Little James Young get treated like the red headed step child of the UNWA!"

Devastator X will then turn and speak to Damien Darkness.

"As for you, The Lord of Evil, The leader of The Stable of Darkness, The Mayor of E-Ville. You might ask, what present does Jason Davis have for you, what special little trinket does he have tucked away for me. Well you're getting your present for this year and next year the night of the pay per view. You see, you're getting better odds, cause your going to be getting Devastator X, The Hand of Darkness, and the main enforcer of pain of The Stable of Darkness. I'm giving you the odds that you'll walk out of the match with that case in hand, either by you getting it, or if he gets it. You are getting the case no matter what any of these losers has to say about it."

Devastator X will then smaile at the rest of the competitors and will say.

"The Stable Of Darkness will get that case, over all of your dead bodies."

The microphone will be tossed into the center of the ring.

(OOC: Sorry I haven't posted in a while guys.. Been recovering from an operation but i'm back now!)

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