The Interviewer meets Alex Awesome in the Backstage Area, battering the soda mashine.
Interviewer: Hey, you are Alex Awesome, aren't you?
Alex Awesome: What's that for a stupid question? Of course I am.
Interviewer: You, as the new member of UNWA, what are your goals?
Alex Awesome: Getting my coke out of the soda mashine. It's broken.
Interviewer: ok... And as regards Wrestling?
Alex Awesome: Oh, nothing special... making my opponents scream, then tap out, then becoming the champion, then the most famous wrestler in the world...
Interviewer: Now that's what i call goals.
Alex Awesome: Ok, are you finished?
Interviewer: Well, one small question.
Alex Awesome: Ok, but hurry up
Interviewer: Today, it's your first fight. Are you nervous? Are you prepared?
Alex Awesome: Nervous? What a silly question. Do I look nervous? And of course I'm prepared.
Interviewer: In what way prepared?
Alex Awesome: I phoned the ambulance for my opponent. So thank you very much and now let me alone. I've got other fish to fry.
While the Interviewer is leaving, Alex starts to strike the soda mashine again.
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