Pre Match interview with Bruise and the Captain [Open to Alexis and Double]

[The camera opens in the backstage area of the arena. Bruise Li is there with Captain Parkes. Master Swee Ensowa stands a few feet away, meditating upon something. Bruise and Captain Parkes appear to be discussing something.]

Bruise: ...and that's when I'll come up and -

[Captain Parkes notices the camera, and taps Bruise on the chest, while simultaneously gesturing towards the cameraman. Bruise immediately stops talking for a moment.]

Parkes: Loose lips sink ships.

[Bruise, getting a clue for once, immediately changes the topic.]

Bruise: Loose lips? Oh yeah.

[This exchange has roused Master Swee from his meditations.]

Master Swee: That reminds me, we should go over the gameplan again for the match with Alexis Laceour and Double. Now, Captain Parkes, I trust that after your singles match with Alexis, you've gotten your fill of wrestling with her, and are ready to take care of action in the ring?

Bruise: I not blame you, I would want to get hold of Allsexis Licker for long time too! She good enough to eat!

[Put in some comments here Captain]

Master Swee: Enough with the Entendre, while she is certainly capable of getting the blood pumping, she is also a capable competitor. You mustn't go soft on her, just because she's a woman.

Bruise: I not go soft on her! I go hard on her! [Bruise snickers a bit at his less-than-subtle joke.]

Master Swee: This is serious, while you two are respected singles competitors, if you two want to be taken seriously as a tag team, beating Alexis and Double would be an excellent step.

[Captain Comments]

Bruise: That true, Capitan!

Master Swee: I'm glad you two are on the same page, because I'm sure your opponents will be.

Bruise: Yes, but it make no difference. Allsexis and Bubble not have a chance against us, you know why?

Master Swee: I have a feeling that I know, but go ahead.

Bruise: THEY CAN'T STAND THE DANGER!

[OOC: Captain Parkes can nod in agreement, or shout along, or whatever you want to have him do here. and if either (or both) of our opponents happen to show up, that'd be fine too.]

[The camera opens in the backstage area of the arena. Bruise Li is there with Captain Parkes. Master Swee Ensowa stands a few feet away, meditating upon something. Bruise and Captain Parkes appear to be discussing something.]

Bruise: ...and that's when I'll come up and -

[Captain Parkes notices the camera, and taps Bruise on the chest, while simultaneously gesturing towards the cameraman. Bruise immediately stops talking for a moment.]

Parkes: Loose lips sink ships.

[Bruise, getting a clue for once, immediately changes the topic.]

Bruise: Loose lips? Oh yeah.

[This exchange has roused Master Swee from his meditations.]

Master Swee: That reminds me, we should go over the gameplan again for the match with Alexis Laceour and Double. Now, Captain Parkes, I trust that after your singles match with Alexis, you've gotten your fill of wrestling with her, and are ready to take care of action in the ring?

Bruise: I not blame you, I would want to get hold of Allsexis Licker for long time too! She good enough to eat!

Parkes: Alexis is a capable opponent but I could've beaten her last week. Let's not forget I'm was not 100% after that beat down that Revolution gave me the week before.

Master Swee: Enough with the Entendre, while she is certainly capable of getting the blood pumping, she is also a capable competitor. You mustn't go soft on her, just because she's a woman.

Bruise: I not go soft on her! I go hard on her! [Bruise snickers a bit at his less-than-subtle joke.]

Master Swee: This is serious, while you two are respected singles competitors, if you two want to be taken seriously as a tag team, beating Alexis and Double would be an excellent step.

Parkes: It would be a get step. And you're right Bruise we do need to go in hard on Alexis. She's the key to that tag team.

Bruise: That true, Capitan!

Master Swee: I'm glad you two are on the same page, because I'm sure your opponents will be.

Bruise: Yes, but it make no difference. Allsexis and Bubble not have a chance against us, you know why?

Master Swee: I have a feeling that I know, but go ahead.

Bruise: THEY CAN'T STAND THE DANGER!

[OOC: Captain Parkes can nod in agreement, or shout along, or whatever you want to have him do here. and if either (or both) of our opponents happen to show up, that'd be fine too.]