el cartographer
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Number of posts : 237
Location : Texas, USA
Registration date : 2008-11-27
 | | Subject: Bad detective work (not open) Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| el cartographer is seen backstage in a wheelchair, watching the show on a small TV.
El cartographer:(quietly) "Ooo, hoo, hoo... This is gonna be good."
Suddenly a pale man with Sherlock Holmes-esqe clothes walks over to el cartographer.
El cartographer: "What the... What are you doing here!?!?! And what's with the creepy plaid-shaped clothes? What are you? Some..."
Pale man: "Alwight that's enough out you, pepper-man. You stop shaking your lip or coffeements will come out! Or else my name isn't..."
El cartographer: "...Isn't what?"
Pale man: "Hey, I'm just trying to do a dramatic pause!...... Detective Browfel... Yep, and you're pepper-man!"
El cartographer: "What?!?! I'm not pepper-man! And you're not even supposed to be here! You're supposed...
Browfel: "Uh, huh, uh, nuh... Sorry, but I'm doing the talking here!......
El cartographer: "...Are you going to-"
Browfel: "No interrupting missy! I've got proof that you weren't injured at the last payperviewer type thing!"
El cartographer: (Nervously) "Um... Oh yeah? Prove it then."
Browfel: "I've got this!"
"Detective Browfel" shows a piece of paper to el cartographer, who snatches it away.
El cartographer: "Dude, this is a receipt for baby powder, 17 cans of tuna, 56 pounds of ham, and 109476 bottles of... foot cream."
Browfel: (sadly) "Oh... Never mind, all I have left is this doctor's note about you being able to re-"
El cartographer gives the detective the receipt, rips the note, shoves it all into the detective's pocket and shoves him into a nearby trashcan.
El cartographer: "Hoo-yah!.... Hey, 'tective! There's a... thing... outside... on the moon."
Browfel: (jumps up with the trash can upside down on his head) A thing!!! To the moon!
Browfel runs off as el cartographer laughes loudly.
Last edited by el cartographer on Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:42 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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ivorlebon
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Number of posts : 45
Age : 39
Location : Lancaster uk
Registration date : 2008-12-15
| | Subject: Re: Bad detective work (not open) Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:58 am | |
| A second man walks over to el cartographer
Man: Excuse me Mr el cartographer, sir?
I have a letter for you.
He hands the letter over and El cartographer opens it.
The camera cuts to the piece of paper.
IF I DONT GET ANSWERS...........YOUR PARTY IS OVER! | |
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el cartographer
Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 237
Location : Texas, USA
Registration date : 2008-11-27
| | Subject: Re: Bad detective work (not open) Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:26 am | |
| el cartographer stretches his arms with the letter away from him.
El cartographer: "Party? A party would sound good right now. Not just the boring type with baloons, but one with big destructive robots that-... Oh, right... That sort of party."
El cartographer shoos away the second man as he re-reads the letter.
El cartographer: "Answers, huh? Oh, I'll give... Wait, who wrote this letter?
El cartographer thinks with his elbow on his lap and his hand on his chin
El cartographer: "Choirboy?... Nah... Maybe it's that weird hippie guy... I mean, he likes parties... But then again, who doesn't?"
El cartographer rips up the letter and tosses it where the trash can used to be.
El cartographer: "Ah, who cares? It's probably just another piece of anti-fan mail."
El cartographer leans back a little and turns his eyes back towards the TV. | |
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