More not-so-bad detective work (after bad detective work)

The lights in the arena dim as el cartographer's entry music blasts throughout the arena. El cartographer, in a wheelchair wheels himself down to the ring. He tries to stop but ends up crashing and rolls into the ring. He reaches for a crutch, stands up on it, and whips out a microphone.

El cartographer: "Really, people, come on. I WAS injured at the PPV. I mean, did you even see what Choirboy did a few weeks earlier?"

Small boos are heard as el cartographer lowers the microphone, raises it, and continues.

El cartographer: "Yeah, I'm leaving."

El cartographer slides back out of the ring and into the wheelchair, which he slowly rolls up the ramp.

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El cartographer is seen sitting in a backstage lounge room, drinking a cold one. Detective Browfel walks up.

El cartographer: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?! I thought I sent you to the moon!"

Browfel: "Yeah, but the cheese was terrible."

El cartographer: "Huh?"

Browfel: "Anyways, look what I found!"

Detective Browfel holds up a piece of cheese.

El cartographer: "So?"

Browfel: "And this."

Detective Browfel holds up a VCR tape and holds it menacingly near the VCR box on the TV.

El cartographer: "NO! DON'T!"

Detective Browfel throws the VCR tape into the air and kicks it out of the room.

El cartographer: "..."

Browfel: "Well, aren't you mad?"

El cartographer: "Well, no... You kicked a VCR tape."

Browfel: "Oh, so that wasn't your pet?"

El cartographer: "Nope."

Suddenly, the VCR tape comes flying back into the room and goes neatly into the VCR box. The TV shows some static before showing backstage footage of the Final Stand PPV. The camera closes in on the TV.
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El cartographer is shown in a chair, perfectly healthy, watching the PPV on TV.

El cartographer: "Oh, man, I deserve a pat on the back... It was a good idea to call in injured instead of getting mauled along with a stupid, filthy, hippie ivorlebon... Man, how did I even- OH! They set it on fire! Oh man, that's... AWESOME!!! That freak had what was coming to him. I... HEY!"

El cartographer looks at the cameraman and knocks him down, ending the footage.
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The camera pans back to el cartographer, who's shaking.

Browfel: "Aha! Twatior!"

El cartographer leaps out of the wheelchair and runs off.

(OOC- End, should start up a nice fued.)