Welcome to UNWA is not El Cartographer! (open to anyone mentioned/should air first on sunday night)

Devastator X will walk out to yet another throng of booes and cheers, and some different intro music than he came out to the previous week. He will make his way to the ring banging his head a little as he walks. Eventually he will end up in the middle of the ring, and will raise both hands to the sky, before dropping his hands and producing a microphone from his back pocket. He will address the fans....


"WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT UNWA IS ABSOLUTELY NOT EL CARTOGRAPHER!!!!"

The man monster will drop the microphone as he laughs a little and brushes his bangs out of his eyes, revealing several bandages on his forehead. He will raise the microphone to his lips again.....

"WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT UNWA IS HARDCORE AS HELL!!!!"

The bangs will be brushed aside again to reveal a evil smirk, and then a insidious chuckle will be heard through the microphone, as Devastator X will bellow....

"WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT UNWA IS THE NIGHT THE AGENDA GETS AN ASS KICKING FROM DEVASTATOR X!!!!!

Devastator X will drop the microphone, and reach down to pick it up, laughing a little at his own gaff.

"WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT UNWA IS THE NIGHT SOMEBODY BETTER GIVE ME MY MAMA D FIX OR SOME COMMENTATORS ARE GONNA GET KICK OF FEARED!!!"

The man beast will flex his chest and arms, like Conan striking some warrior pose.

"Alright, enough of this fun and games, it's time for me to take over MY SHOW! Tonight you will see me, DEVASTATOR X!!! Destroy El Cartographer! I'm not sure what kind of match it is, but I can promise you this, unless it's I suck at wrestling and entertaining match, then I can't lose! First Blood match? I'm the master of it! Second Blood match? Master at it? A Greasy Granny On A Pole Match? Well then James Young and his brother can win that. A 787 Foot Ladder Of Death Through A Table Onto A Chair match? I'm a certified ninja at it. So tonight, El Cartographer, on MY SHOW! You WILL LOSE!!! And we will never.....EVEEEEERRR.....Have to see you.....A-GAIN!!!!"

Devastator X will allow the crowd to react, before speaking again....

"Now for The Agenda, tonight, on MY SHOW! You are all on the card, The Overlord, facing my master, Damien Darkness.....You will be left in a pool of your own blood. I will be standing over you with your manager, Jessica Justice at my side!"

He will continue after taking a long breath.

"Bad Blood....The Stooge of The Agenda, well you're going to drop that title tonight to The Queen of Mean, Patricia Griffin. She is going to come out to the ring and tear you apart, one lace gloved slap at a time. She will nag you until you have to tap out to her incesent complaining! She is going to hit you with her new finisher, The Alimony and My High Priced Attorney! After that, you're bank account will give up, and then she will hold her title high above her head, with plenty of help from some guys at ringside. Bad Blood, tonight, you will know the hissy fit that is Patricia Griffin!"

Devastator X will spend a few seconds laughing at his last little proclaimation, before addressing one final aspect of his show.

"Aura, tonight you face my best friend, Guillotine, the only 123,456,789 time Triple R Crown Tournament winner, from ASTLEROPQUILSTERN wrestling federation based out of Mexico. Tonight you are going to see that Guillotine is so deadly and lethal, he doesn't even have to hit you to beat you. You are going to find out that Guillotine is so amazing, that he will hold his hand victorious, and you, the loser that you are, will not even get to lay a hand on him. So beware, Aura, you're messing from one of the guys from E-Ville, and we don't like trespassers!"

Devastator X will look out at the fans and chuckle a few more times, before speaking to the crowd.

"UNWA is lucky to have such quality fans, Sunday night is one of a kind. So let the UNWA know that you are tired of having to share the airwaves with that pathetic brand we carry on Friday night. Tell them in management that it is time to have Sunday twice a week, so you can be entertained twice as often! Have a good night! Enjoy My Show!"

Devastator X will drop his microphone and will move to the top of a turnbuckle raising his hands high in the air.

(anyone that wants to interject feel free.)

As Devastator X begins to flex his monstrous physique to the crowd the lights suddenly dim and music begins to thunder throughout the arena.


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Over the top of Patrick Griffin's music a blatantly loud sarcastic laugh echoes throughout the stadium as the self-proclaimed 'Benchmark of Brilliance' begins to make his way onto the stage. Microphone in hand, and wearing his full-wrestling attire and 'Patrick Griffin' t-shirt, Griffin begins to make a bee-line for the ring with an intense look sewn upon his face, although laughing and speaking with an extremely sarcastic tone.

Griffin: "Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Man, is this guy good or what?"

Griffin quickly rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring, before rapidly rising to his feet and furiously getting right into Devastator X's face despite the massive size difference between the two men. Griffin rises the microphone to his lips and speaks towards DX with definite hatred and aggression.

Griffin: "You think you're funny? Huh? Is that it? Man, who the hell do you think you are?

Devastator X laughs to himself before shrugging his shoulders and looking out into the crowd. Exploding with anger Griffin violently raises the microphone to his lips once more.

Griffin: "Look at me when I'm talking to you chump!"

The smile on Devastator X's face slowly fades as he gradually returns his gaze to Griffin. Griffin slowly edges closer to DX and begins to speak slowly and gravely.

Griffin: "Man let me tell you something. This little act that you're playing, it isn't cute, alright? You keep running your mouth, you keep trying to make a fool out of me, then you and me are gonna have a problem, you understand me?

Griffin pauses for a moment, leaning back slightly before leaning forwards once more.

Griffin: "And that goes for you, and for the 50 other persona's you got locked up in that head of yours. And I don't give a damn which of your 'you's' is saying it, and I don't give a damn how funny you think your little pre-school jokes are; you run your mouth about me again; and you and me are gonna have a problem. You got me?

Devastator X willbring his microphone to bear, so he can speak in rebuttle to Patrick Griffin's verbal assault.

"First, Patrick, or is it still Patricia in your alternate lifestyle circles? You should be thanking me that I got you your title shot tonight. Because from what you have shown the entire UNWA, you're lucky this isn't a if you don't win, your ass is going back to Tijuana for another sex change match. Your body of work is pathetic, your ring skills are mediocre at best, and you have the personality of a Tic-Tac. Luckily you've polarized the entire UNWA fan base against you, so atleast everyone is booing you, which means you do get the crowd to react."

Devastator X will let the fans boo Patrick Griffin a little before he speaks again...

"Second, I'll call you whatever I want, speak to you anyway I want, treat you anyway I want, cause you are on MY SHOW! MY RULES! Sunday Night UNWA IS NOT PATRICIA GRIFFIN!"

The crowd will echo....PATRICIA - PATRICIA - PATRICIA!!!!

"Lastly, Since you are the least liked super star in the entire UNWA, you are my first pick as a permanent member of the Sunday Night UNWA roster! Congratulations, Patrick.....I mean Patricia, you are now on the Devastator X flagship many hours of power show! So get your ass out of MY RING! And go get ready for your match, cause if you lose I'm going to put you in a panties on a pole match next week! Now vamoose your moose caboose, people want to see real entertainment."

Devastator X will literally dismiss Patrick Griffin with a wave of his hand.

(up for more rebuttle)

James and Ryan Young suddenly appear on the stage and start walking down the ramp, while the song "Animal I Have Become" by "Three Days Grace" was playing. James walked up the steps, while Ryan grabbed two mics at ringside, before rolling into the ring. James and Ryan were soon standing around Devastator X. Both with mics in hand.

James: "I have to say, you seem to run you mouth quite a lot, and it almost ALWAYS gets you into trouble."

Ryan: "I agree with the El Cartographer bit though. He is going to be destroyed by the monster that you are, hell, I can't see how he would even be able put up a fight against you."

James: "That's true, El Cartographer is the most stupidest wrestler on the roster today. When he's at his level anyway. But at my level. I can easily beat you, just like the times I beat your little 'master', Damien Darkness. Who I know you are stronger than, and have the more skills than."

Ryan: "However, what was that about a Greasy Granny On A Pole Match? Cause I swear you mention that when you were taking the piss out of us."

James and Ryan glared at Devastator X for the moment, before James started to spit without knowing it. While Ryan started to stretch his fingers, as if he was getting ready to grab something, and something big. James and Ryan Young were not that different in size compared to Devastator X. James had grown a few inches since his debut, making him 6 foot 9, while Ryan was taller than James, being 7 foot 1. This didn't look good for Devastator X.

(ooc: That okay?)

Devastator X will look at James and Ryan Young, and smile when they seem ready to strike. He will quickly speak, halting the attack.

"Now before the two of you do something stupid, Ryan you aren't an employee of the UNWA, so if you lay one finger on me, on MY SHOW! Then I can have you arrested for felony assault. James, since you are an employee, and since Ryan is here on your request, you are subject to penalty under our companies medical liability insurance. So to break it down for you two inbreed idiots, if either of you hit me, or cause me one single bit of bodily injury, I have the legal authority as a agent of this company to sue them for any pain and suffering I might incur. If either of you interfer with my ability to compete in my match tonight, I can and will sue both of you for lost wages. By the time I am done with the two of you, neither of you will have a pot to piss in. See you two brain trusts, this me am kill, you am die stuff you both perpetrate on the roster of the UNWA doesn't cut the mustard with a college graduate. So you two monkeys hop on back to the locker room, and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING!"

The man beast will smile at the two brothers, and wait for them to attack or leave.

(Up for more banter)

The Overlord's music hits the gigantatron. Overlord and Bad blood both coming walking down to the ring. Overlord smiles a bit as he looks up at this. “

OL: Jason, your running your mouth again, and look what happened .

Both men have weapons Balint a sledgehammer, and Bad blood a bamboo sword. Balint looks over to Bad Blood, as he speaks.

OL; We come down here to have words with the man beast, and what do we find? The Youngs, and not the one with the cute ass either, but the S&M brothers. They een traded in the gimp gear for platform shoes.

The big man rolls his shoulders slapping the sledge against his hand a moment.

OL; Now if you two would get out of the ring, and go back to te locker room, and get a daddy, ya uncle , and ya cousins Larry, Daryle, and Daryle. We can have a family reunion, and you two might actually get dates. Me, I gotta show the freak here in front of ya, what it is like to really carry a show, before I have to show his boss, the same lesson later tonight.

The overlord and bad blood both move to step up to the ring, at the same time from corners, both stepping over the ropes, watching the three men in the ring.

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The crowd starts screaming in different ways as el cartographer walks down to the ring holding a microphone. El cartographer stops halfway there.
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el cartographer: "Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. Who is in The Agenda again? And Ryan, I think you might have overreacted to the whole granny thing."
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el cartographer lets out a small chuckle.

el cartographer watches Patrick disappear from view before turning back around.
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el cartographer: "Oh-kaaaay... Here's what I'm thinking: James and Ryan, you don't like Devastator. Bad Blood and Overlord, you two hate Devastator. And I'm pretty sure that me and the rest of the Chaos Legion don't exactly love him either... So...
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el cartographer spins his hand in circles, waiting for someone to finish his sentence.

Devastator X will laugh at Patrick Griffin, El Cartographer, The Young Brothers, and The Agenda. He will simply raise three fingers on his left hand, adorned with three unique pieces of jewelry, a Super Bowl Ring, A Defensive Player Of The Year ring, and a Super Bowl MVP ring. He will then look at the ramp, and motion as if calling in some unseen force. Music will begin...



Two forms will come out from the back, Guillotine and Jessica Justice, both weilding folding chairs. The duo will walk down to the ring and slide underneath the bottom rope. Guillotine will grab the folding chair from Jessica Justice, handing it to Devastator X. The 7' man monster will smirk and nod to his diminutive friend. The pair will look at the crowd of opponents and wait for possible carnage.

(posted for guillotine, he's working 3rd this week and needed some help/ back to the rest of the crew)

Before any carnage can ensue the house lights will go off. A few seconds will pass, and then the house will be illuminated by a flaming symbol in the middle of the ring, the symbol of none other than Damien Darkness' Stable of Darkness. The house lights will flash on and the ring will be empty of Devastator X, Jessica Justice, and Guillotine. A menancing laugh will come over the house P.A., the laugh of none other than Damien Darkness. At this point no one is left in the ring with a grudge for each other, seemingly ending the altercation all together.


(Posting this to end this mile long RP, keeping this to a short story not a full length novel. Apologies to VGM's but you guys know I like the longer side of RP)