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| | It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) | |
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The Pittsburgh Mauler Title Challenger
Number of posts : 98 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-11-22
| Subject: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Sat May 30, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| ooc: Leon, don't come out until I call for you. This segment should be the very first thing in the show.
Symphony of Destruction starts playing over the PA system as sparks come showering down from the Titantron. The arena erupts with huge fanfare. Out walks the Pittsburgh Mauler wearing a Jack Lambert #58 jersey twirling around his Terrible Towel. He runs over to one side of the entrance ramp stage to acknowledge the crowd, then to the other side. As he is walking down the ramp, he is high-fiving all of the fans. He works his way around the ringside area where several of the Pittsburgh Steeler players are in attendance. He stops at the area with the players, points them out to the crowd and bows down like he isn't worthy of them. Finally, Mauler climbs up into the ring and grabs a mic. - Mauler shouts into the mic. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Piiiitttttssssbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrrgggggghhhh" - Mauler pauses for a second to let the crowd cheer. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Well, it's good to be home. UNWA is worldwide and that means that we are on the road a lot and we don't always get the chance to come home. I'd like to thank the powers that be for proposing this Hometown Tour so that all of you great fans here in da 'Burgh have an opportunity to watch us in action." - Mauler pauses again for the cheers. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "And to show my appreciation, earlier, I took Leon down to Primanti brothers and bought him one of their world famous sandwiches with the fries and coleslaw in it. Hopefully, he'll share his opinion about it later with all of us. I also took Frankie over to Quaker Steak and Lube for the Atomic Wing challenge. After watching his face turn beat red and seeing the steam coming from his ears, I doubt, if he makes it at all, that he'll have any more disparaging remarks for Pittsburgh." - Mauler chuckles as the crowd cheers. - ooc: Open for interruption Damien. | |
| | | Damien Darkness Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 220 Age : 53 Location : The Depths of Hell Registration date : 2008-11-04
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Sat May 30, 2009 4:11 pm | |
| The lights dim and Damien Darkness appears at the top of the entrance ramp. "Shut your pie holes, you big fat ugly rednecks. Bunch of Iron City swilling pickle eating idiots." Damien Darkness basks in the boos from the crowd. "Mauler, pandering to these idiots is just too easy. You love Pittsburgh so much? Why did you move away? At least I know better than to tell this crowd that I love their ugly-ass dirty city with rivers that you could use to strip paint off of your car." The Lord of Evil spreads his arms and drinks in all of the catcalls from the audience. "So, the question is, what are you going to do about it, Mauler?" (ooc) back to you. | |
| | | The Pittsburgh Mauler Title Challenger
Number of posts : 98 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-11-22
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Sat May 30, 2009 4:20 pm | |
| The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Damien Darkness. Didn't you read the electronic sign on the Turnpike on your way in here. It read 'Welcome to Blitzburgh, Cleveland losers go home.' Anyway, you of all people should know not to step into the hornet's nest and stir things up." - Mauler pauses for the crowds affirmation. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "You are going to be lucky to leave here tonight in one piece. Maybe you and I should have a match here tonight just so I can shut you for good and also for your safety. If I don't beat you up, then the loyal fans of Pittsburgh will surely do it for me and they aren't as kind as I am." - Mauler waits for Damien's response. - ooc: Back to you. | |
| | | Damien Darkness Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 220 Age : 53 Location : The Depths of Hell Registration date : 2008-11-04
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Sat May 30, 2009 9:28 pm | |
| Damien Darkness considers the match. "I'm supposed to fight you because I'm concerned about a bunch of overweight beer-swilling losers in the crowd? How about I fight you just because I want to take a bath in your blood. Since you insist on making this some sort of Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh city thing, why don't we make it more interesting than just me beating the crap out of you. Choose a match type that's worthy of this time-honored city rivalry." (ooc- back to you or bring in Leon to announce the match type) | |
| | | The Pittsburgh Mauler Title Challenger
Number of posts : 98 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-11-22
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Sun May 31, 2009 1:14 pm | |
| The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Let me think for a second." - Mauler paces around the ring then stops suddenly with the look of eureka. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Ah. I have just thought up a match, a match that will shut you up for good Damien. Hey Leon, come on out here please so we can discuss this match with you."
ooc: It's your turn Leon. | |
| | | Leon Heart GM
Number of posts : 1669 Age : 45 Location : England Registration date : 2008-08-06
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:23 pm | |
| The titantron changes from showing live feed to showing Leon Heart sitting in his office with a tv on in the corner. - A pot of tea sits in front of him as he sits back in his leather seat - Leon: "I hope you wont mind the fact that I can't join you live in the audience tonight, but I am always ready for new match ideas and If it gets this great fans of Pittsburgh excited, then I am all ears...so let me hear it..." -
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| | | The Pittsburgh Mauler Title Challenger
Number of posts : 98 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-11-22
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| Mauler looks at the Titrontron. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Leon, since Damien here thinks so highly of our fair city..." - Mauler motions in the whole crowd. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "...and it's rivers, which are its backbone, I suggest that we have a river match. The first person thrown into one of the rivers loses. We can even start it at Point Park to give it the instant jeopardy feel." -
ooc: Back to you Leon. | |
| | | Leon Heart GM
Number of posts : 1669 Age : 45 Location : England Registration date : 2008-08-06
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:43 pm | |
| Leon looks intregued as the Pittsburgh fans cheer loudly - Leon: "Ok, Let me get a camera crew on the go and you have yourself a deal...oh but wait, one thing...we all know that Damien has to defend his Hardcore title every week as part of the conditions of owning the belt...so it would be unfair to ask him to defend it two days later on Sunday Night. So I am making your match tonight for the HARDCORE TITLE!! First one to throw the opponent into the river wins the match!" - The Pittsburgh fans cheer even louder!
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| | | The Pittsburgh Mauler Title Challenger
Number of posts : 98 Location : United States Registration date : 2008-11-22
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:51 pm | |
| A slight grin comes across Mauler's face. - The Pittsburgh Mauler: "Well Damien, I hope you can swim because that'll be your mode of transportation back to Cleveland. And just in case you don't know where Point Park is, just follow the rivers, where they all meet is where the park is." -
ooc: This is closed from my perspective. If you have anything to add Damien, go for it. | |
| | | Damien Darkness Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 220 Age : 53 Location : The Depths of Hell Registration date : 2008-11-04
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:38 am | |
| Damien Darkness shakes his head in disbelief. "So let me get this straight. I not only have to defend my Hardcore Title in this hole of a town, but I have to do it against the homegrown yokel in some stupid specialty match? Leon, I think you should seriously reconsider. I'll fight this silly River Match as it's been laid out, but I'm logging a protest with the rest of the UNWA owners about defending my Hardcore Title this way." The Lord of Evil looks thoughtful for a second. "Oh wait...I am one of the UNWA owners. I'll just protest to myself for now and have a chat with Devastator X later about this issue." Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh. (ooc - I've logged my protest, so unless Leon wants to add something, we can close it) | |
| | | Kaluani VGM
Number of posts : 639 Registration date : 2008-08-07
| Subject: Re: It's good to be home (open to Damien Darkness and Leon) Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| (OOC: Great idea for a match, could be one of my PPV-match ideas! Like it!) | |
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