(ooc) Sounds like a bad 60's do-wop group
Damien Darkness looks at the match card an puts on the biggest, most evil grin possible.
"At last! I not only get to wrap my hands around the neck of that scrawny weasel Frankie, but I can welcome Winston the bulldog (or bulls**t artist) to hell as well. These commentators think that they have me at a disadvantage in a handicap match, but I have the force of all of my evil behind me."
"I will inflict pain like they will not believe and I will bathe in commentator blood. When I win the match, I will use their combined scarlet offering to make the largest symbol of the Stable of Darkness encompassing the entire ring!"
"They dared to get in my way. They dared to make fun of me. Everyone shall witness the true extent of what I'm capable of when I drape their battered corpses across the commentator table and get my hand raised in victory!"
Damien Darkness laughs his trademark maniacal laugh and stalks menacingly out of the locker room.
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