[Master Swee is in his traditional garb, Bruise Li is wearing his Jarko Ruuto outfit, with the Jersey and hockey stick. Captain Parkes has a puzzled look on his face, but it vanishes quickly as he seems to expect odd behavior when Bruise is around.]
Master Swee: Hope we are not interupting anything.
Parkes: No, I was just going over some things with my crew.
Master Swee: Okay, well we were just coming by to wish you good luck with your match against JMac.
Parkes: I don't need luck to beat him, I just need a fair fight.
Master Swee: That is the other reason we were here, to assure you that Bruise shall do his best to see to it that your match is a fair one.
[Master Swee gestures towards Bruise, who nods affirmatively, and holds up the hockey stick. Master Swee rolls his eyes.]
Master Swee: Why on earth are you still wearing that outfit? I mean, sure he earned some of our respect Sunday by wrestling you, on his own, to a draw, but that's not any reason to still be dressing like him.
Bruise: Yes, Jacko Rude-o fought with honor. But this not tribute. It is Camel-flash!
[Captain Parkes and Master Swee look at each other, before replying in unison.]
Parkes&Swee: Camel-Flash?
Bruise: Yes! Like soldiers wear!
Parkes & Swee: OH! Camoflage
Bruise: Yes, that what I said. So, I have this, it's good disguise! if Revulsion show up, they say "Hey, look, there is Jacka Rabbit. I go say hi to my friend". Then when they come close, I hit with hockey stick! And then they think was Jerky Rudder.
Master Swee: I don't think that's going to work. The Revolution may not be brave but they aren't idiots!
Captain Parkes: Well...
Master Swee: Okay, okay, I should say they aren't ALL idiots.
Bruise: I do have backup plan though. Resolution show up, they say, "Hey, look, there is Bruise Li, I go attack him. Then when they come close, I hit with hockey stick! And they know it was me, Bruise Li.
Master Swee: If that's the case, why would you still wear that outfit?
Bruise: It cozy and warm. Plus lots of room in groin area.
Master Swee: I'm sorry I asked.
Bruise: It's okay, I forgive you Sifu. [Turning to Captain Parkes.] I got your back! You take care of JameHack! You crush with your attack! Resolution is Whack!
[Master Swee gives Bruise a smack on the arm with his staff. Bruise shuts up.]
Master Swee: What have I told you about rhyming?
Bruise: It doesn't make me a poet.
Master Swee: Exactly, and we must focus on the task at hand, the war against the Revolution. Tonight, the Captain has a chance to be victorious in a key battle. Defeating half of the tag team champions, combined with your tag team victory last week, will surely send a message. Now, we should discuss what will be done if Synyster G or Paulley show up.
[The trio get closer and start talking in whispers, when the camera and mic move closer they look up at the cameraman.]
Parkes: This is a private discussion, the exit is that way.
[Discussions resume as the cameraman leaves the room.]
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