The Titan Tron blares to life and plays Static X’s I’m the One.
From the tunnel strides a confident Von Ryan and the crowd respond with mixed boos and cheer! The anti-Revolution fans are squarely behind Von Ryan after his recent string of humiliations caused to the Revolution.
After Ryan steps into the ring he stares at the crowd arrogantly for some time before placing on his head an Alaska State Trooper hat and a pair of trooper sunglasses.
The crowd CHEERS at being reminded of last week when Von Ryan had two dozen state troopers run into the ring to arrest Aquilus and save the beaten Mr.Canning.
Von Ryan, smirking smugly, waits for the crowd to settle down a little before raising the mic to speak.
Von Ryan: “I heard that the jailbird Aquilus is out of jail tonight.” Von Ryan chuckles. “The Alaska State Troopers told me they had so much fun taking down one of you morons in the Revolution that they asked Governor Palin to make me an honorary State Trooper. Unfortunately, I couldn’t stay in Wasilla because it didn’t take long for the Adonis Von Ryan to charm the pants off all the ladies in that one bar village. And the next thing that happens is me being chased out of the village by a hoard of jealous men carrying torches and riding snowmobiles.”
Von Ryan shrugs his shoulders: “But I digress. What I actually came out here to say is that all you spaghetti eaters out there in the crowd tonight will soon be looking at your new Pride champion.”
Von Ryan points to his chest arrogantly. “Me."
Von Ryan continues: “Tonight everyone will be watching Von Ryan place the Pride belt right here over my shoulder as Aquilus lays on the ground defeated just like his so-called leader, Synyster, was the week before. Von Ryan will be the greatest UNWA superstar EVER and the rise starts right here tonight in the Roman Coliseum. You toga-wearing cretins should be so lucky to witness such greatness before you! Even greater than the whole of all your Roman gladiators and Emperors that came before!”
The crowd boos and jeers!!
Von Ryan walks slowly about the ring as he speaks: “Now lend me your one functioning brain cell and let me tell you a story Aquilus. No one. And I mean NO ONE in the Revolution has ever defeated me. First, Timelord the coward had to cheat so he could flee our match before I could defeat him. Second, that loud-mouthed Jpea tried to overcome me but failed. Third, Bodders, once a girl scout of the Revolution, and he was taken apart by yours truly. And of course we all remember number four, Synyster.” Ryan smirks as he chuckles, “A loser that flake Synyster is. Why do you guys follow a loser anyway?”
Von Ryan pauses before continuing: “So let’s sum it up, that’s Von Ryan 4, Revolution 0. In Vegas that’s 4 to 1 odds in my favor. Do the math; you people invented Roman numerals didn’t you? The winning bet is clearly with Von Ryan!”
Von Ryan raises his voice to exclaim: “Aquilus! I beat your leader! How hard can a freak like YOU be? AFTER TONIGHT THE SCORE WILL BE VON RYAN 5 REVOLUTION O.”
Von Ryan lowers the mic and smirks to the crowd as they chant: “5 and O!! 5 and O!!”
(OOC:
I assume the post is open to me, if not move it to its own post.
Its a little long but I'm fairly pleased with it, I might do some minor tweaking later.)
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