Damien Darkness is spotted pacing around the locker room, muttering to himself and cursing under his breath. He turns to Devastator X and shakes his head angrily.
"I can't believe that I lost the hardcore title match to a guy with a name that sounds like smushed eggplant. I should have won that match, and I partially blame those commentating idiots for getting in my way when I was trying to use the monitors against Baba Ganoush. I'll be sure to get my revenge against them later. However, they did have one good point in the middle of all of the name calling. They suggested that I increase the number of evil minions that I have before I try for the belt again. Well, if another title shot comes my way, I'm not going to refuse it, but I think we need to do some recruiting."
Damien Darkness leaves the locker room and his face is larger than life on the Titantron.
"To all the wrestlers in the UNWA, I am Damien Darkness, the Lord of Evil. I am opening an invitation to interested participants to join the Stable of Darkness with Devastator X and myself. Unlike certain other groups around here that rely on silly tactics and backstabbing to swell their ranks, my group requires none of that. Just pledge your allegiance to me as your lord and master of evil, and you shall be welcomed into the fold. I await responses."
With that, the Titantron goes as black as Damien Darkness' heart.
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