el cartographer
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Number of posts : 237
Location : Texas, USA
Registration date : 2008-11-27
 | | Subject: It didn't work! (open to none) Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:06 pm | |
| (OOC: Can this be near the very start of the show? Thanks.)
The camera goes into a UNWA locker room. The faint voice of el cartographer gets louder as the camera goes deeper within the locker room.
El cartographer: "Yeah, I've got a complaint! The"
The camera turns the corner. The camera suddenly falls, as if the camera man tripped. The cameraman brings the camera back up to show el cartographer talking on a cell phone while sitting on a bench.
El cartographer: "-Body Enhancement Powder. Yeah! It didn't work! Wha.... Gah!"
El cartographer throws his arms up, accidentally throwing the phone. He catches it on the way down and continues talking.
El cartographer: "Did you even watch the show? The coach? What the-... For real? And what did he say?"
El cartographer laughes.
El cartographer: "Yeah I know he's creepy and depressing... But the point is, I got pu-owned... Or however you say it... At the Pay-Per-View by a Hippy!
El cartographers bangs on a locker door for emphasis.
El cartographer: " Yeah! I thought you got rid of the mysterious pants problems! Oh yeah, sure you did. Yeah! Ivor! What do you mean I would've lost anyways?... I am not stupid! Gah!"
El cartographer throws the phone on the ground and stomps on it.
El cartographer: "Stupid... Powder."
El cartographer turns around and sees the camera. He stops and freezes, his mouth partially open.
El cartographer: "Yep.... I'm outta here."
El cartographer races over to the cameraman and punches the camera with a loud "POP!" before racing away. | |
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Leon Heart
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Number of posts : 1669
Age : 45
Location : England
Registration date : 2008-08-06
| | Subject: Re: It didn't work! (open to none) Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:08 pm | |
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