The Pittsburgh Screwjob! (Open to Devastator X and Leon)

Damien Darkness stomps around his boiler room with a mad look in his eyes and steam just about coming out of his ears. As he sees his man-beast enter, his emotions overflow.

"D-X! Did you see how Leon screwed me out of the hardcore belt the other day? Not to say that Mauler wasn't a worthy opponent for the belt, but it was too soon. Leon himself stated that the belt had to be defended once per week, but I defended it Sunday against Payne and lost it Friday against Mauler, which is twice in one week! No wrestler should be forced to have two grueling hardcore matches for the belt in one week and I think he did it just to make sure that the Agenda of Darkness doesn't have the belt anymore."

The Lord of Evil stops for a second to catch his breath after his long diatribe.

"As co-owners of the UNWA, I move that we force Leon's hand on this. At least perhaps we can convince him to vacate the title as I lost it under extreme circumstances. Mauler and I can have a rematch at the upcoming PPV, after we both have rested from that hellacious River Match. What do you think?"

(ooc - next!)

ooc: Sorry for butting in since I wasn't invited, but in my opinion, my latest poem will build up the rematch.

A Western Union delivery boy walks into the boiler room.
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"Special deliver for a Mr. Damien Darkness"
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He hands the telegram to Damien.
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"Please sign here"
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After Damien signs, he opens the telegram and begins to read.
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"Oh Damien, Oh Damien, your title run has come to an end
as a consolation prize, I give this poem for which I have penned
The Title of Evil is officially no more,
and I’m sure that has you seething and sore.
I really hope you enjoyed you little swim,
and giving a piggyback ride to a Hobo named Jim.
Even though our river match was hellacious and tough,
the person who won can honestly say they had the right stuff.
I’m sure you’ll want a rematch either now or at the Pay per View,
or maybe you’ll wait and have it in Cleveland, that place is a zoo.
Either way, it doesn’t matter to me,
cause the result will be the same as you will see."

ooc: Over to you Damien. If you don't want to use this, then just ignore it.

Damien Darkness picks up the delivery boy by the throat and delivers a LEGENDARY Heart of Darkness, sending the boy flying into the boiler where he crumples in a heap.

"That bastard is baiting me just to throw off my concentration! I can't believe that he'd send me such garbage poetry to gloat over a victory for a match that should never have taken place at all."

The Lord of Evil picks up the message, wipes the messenger's blood from it, and rereads it.

"He does mention a rematch, though, which will make it easier for me to convince Leon about this. Guess I should take him this bloody message and make him either give me a rematch or eat it."

Damien Darkness laughs his patented maniacal laugh and stalks off to Leon's office.

(ooc - your turn Leon)