UNWA Special Report (Open to Leon and management)

UNWA Special Report.

An attractive professional lady stands as she talks to the camera.

Chrissie Vu: “This is Chrissie Vu, special reporter for The United Wrestling Alliance. On Sunday night the fans of the female fan favorite Von Ryan noted his mysterious absence from UNWA’s Berlin show and has voiced their concerns to management. In response to the fans, UNWA has released the following report.”

Chrissie Vu: “On Thursday night in Amsterdam, Holland, a world-renown party city, Von Ryan was reportedly out on the town celebrating his latest win. Convinced we may have a good story in following one of our celebrating superstars I took my crew with me to the local hotspots. When we arrived we found a scene we were not expecting…..”

The scene shows a typical Amsterdam avenue packed with thriving nightclubs. In front of one such nightclub are a couple of police cars with lights flashing. Two police officers are escorting a handcuffed Von Ryan out of the building.

Chrissie Vu and her camera crew run up to the arrested wrestler.

Chrissie Vu: “Von Ryan, why are you being detained by the authorities?”

Von Ryan, with a coy smirk: “The only way the Dutch men have of competing with the ladies when Von Ryan is around is too lock me up.”

Ryan shows the camera his handcuffed hands along with his Cheshire cat grin.

Chrissie Vu: “What? Certainly it’s not against the law in Holland to be Von Ryan?”

Von Ryan lifts his designer shirt to show a large black bruise on his chiseled chest.

Von Ryan: “I was sucker punched with a chair by a native. I don’t think he was a fan.”

Chrissie Vu’s eyes are firmly glued in admiration onto Ryan’s muscled chest.

Von Ryan: “Up here, Chrissie. My eyes are up here.”

Chrissie Vu returns to her senses as Von Ryan lowers his shirt: “Um. Yes. And what exactly transpired in the nightclub to get you arrested?”

Von Ryan: “A couple of Dutch losers took offense that I stole their beautiful ladies from them. An easy thing to do when you’re Von Ryan. These two losers were jealous they were not me so I got sucker punched with a hardcore chair shot while I was entertaining their girlfriends. What did the idiots think I was going to do? So I back suplexed the first idiot onto the dance floor. The other guy I gave a clothesline from hell. The ladies were impressed, I’m sure. So what’s the big deal? Those two guys are obviously two of the stupidest people in all of Holland.”

Chrissie Vu: “Why do you say they are two of the stupidest people?”

Von Ryan motions back towards the nightclub door before the police put him away inside their car. The camera shows a couple of paramedics help two bandaged men out of the nightclub, each bandaged man wearing a fan t-shirt for The Revolution.

Von Ryan: “Revolution fans always are.”

The scene turns back to the shot of Chrissie Vu standing in front of the camera at the UNWA studio.

Chrissie Vu: “Charges are pending in the case and Von Ryan was released by the Dutch authorities the following day. As a punitive measure UNWA management barred Von Ryan from being present at the Berlin show. Even though he is not barred from future shows further punitive measures are being considered by management. It would seem the UNWA's own Von Ryan is living up to his bad boy image. But how much can the management take?"[b]

(OOC: I don't seem to have any active feuds right now so I'm going to make myself a headache for Leon and his VGMs! Evil or Very Mad

If any management want to add to the story feel free to add whatever angle you'd like.)

Well Von Ryan watch Thursdays show as i have an announcement that will give you a few RP options... along with Bodders, Aquilus, and SynysterG.

» Special training (Open to Theram, Silent Man, Leon or BBC)
» Inside the UNWA Special Edition (Open to all)
» Jason announces a special tag match (open to Leon,Kaluani,Theram, Snake and Von Ryan)
» A challenge for Leon (open to leon) later in the show
» UNWA Awards: Best UNWA 'other' (open to all esp Nurse Heaven/Payne & Det Browfel/el cart)