We wish you a Mauler Christmas... (open to Baba Ganoush)

Snow starts to fall around the ringside area. Pictures of Santa and his sleigh are shown on the Titantron. A medley of Christmas songs starts playing over the loud speakers.

Jonno: “I didn’t realize we were going to get a visit for Santa tonight.”

Rikk: “Isn’t a little bit early for Christmas yet?”

The Pittsburgh Mauler walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing a Santa hat and carrying a sack of goodies.

Rikk: “Santa Mauler?? I wonder what he could be giving people.”

Mauler walks down the ramp and starts handing out presents to the boys and girls who are ringside.

Jonno: “Oh look, little Johnny got a hammer and little Suzy got a 2x4. Isn’t that nice of the Mauler?”

Rikk: “Yeah, it looks like he raided a construction site on the way over here.”

Jonno: “Let’s see, a brick for Jimmy, pliers for Kelly, and a wrench for Billy.”

Rikk: “At least he could’ve wrapped them.”

Mauler climbs into the ring and grabs a mic.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “…Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Mauler. All the little boys and girls seemed extra good this year; so on the way to the arena tonight, I stopped and picked something up for them to bring a little Christmas cheer to everyone.”

ooc: I'll post more after your reply Baba

**The crowd suddenly erupts into cheers as Baba Ganoush, escorted by the 'lovely' Lola, makes his entrance into the arena. Both stop and wave at the crowd as they walk towards the ring, taking time to give high-fives to the kids and shake hands with their fans. Baba smiles at Mauler, as he holds open the ropes for Lola to enter the ring, and he follows her, almost tripping on the bottom rope. Baba walks up to Santa Mauler, and extends his hand in friendship.**

(OOC Your turn Pitts)

Mauler shakes Baba Ganoush's hand.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Baba Ganoush, were you naughty or nice this year. Hmmm, let me see…”

Mauler pulls out a sheet a paper.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “As you can see, I ended up making a list and I had to check it twice.”

Slight pause while Mauler reads the list

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Baba, let’s see, here it is.”

Mauler smiles.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “My list says you have been nice this year, which means I have something here in the bag for you."

Mauler looks in his bag of goodies for the present.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Oh wow, I have a Bud Light in here. But that isn’t Baba’s gift. Here it is. Oh, this is a good one. It is pretty valuable and your little girlfriend there will really love it.”

Mauler reaches in the bag to retrieve the item.

Mauler bashes Baba Ganoush in the head with the unknown object. Baba falls to canvas. Mauler plays to the crowd.

Jonno: “Baba Ganoush is out cold.”

Rikk: “Yeah, as cold as that snowball you hit me with earlier this evening.”

Jonno: “What was the gift?”

Rick: “It was a lump of coal to the side of the head. I don’t think Baba is going to be very happy when he wakes up”

Mauler leans over.

The Pittsburgh Mauler: “Merry Christmas Baba”

Mauler drops the mic and leaves the ring area. The music on the loud speakers has changed.

Music: “We wish you a Mauler Christmas, we wish you a Mauler Christmas…”

ooc: This is closed from my perspective. Baba, I don't know you want to add anything to it or not (like marching into Leon's office and demanding a match).

**Lola frantically starts waving her hand in front of Baba's face, trying to wake him up. The crowd continues to boo Mauler as he exits the arena. Suddenly, a chant starts in the upper corners of the arena, as the fans start shouting 'Ba-ba, Ba-ba'. Almost like a switch is turned on Baba pops his head up as Lola falls to her knees hugging him, tears in her eyes. Baba looks to the crowd and gives them a thumbs up.**

Rikk - 'Looks like he's up again, talk about tenacity!'

Jonno - 'More like talk about being a glutton for punishment....'

**Baba scrambles to his feet, and grabs the microphone on the ground. His ever-present smile gone, and in it's place, a frown.**

Baba - 'Santa Mauler! That was quite the blow you gave 'Playboy' Baba Ganoush! I have to say I am very happy with that. What I am not so happy with, is that you made my Lola cry. You can sneak attack me like a rotten snake-man, but when you make Lola cry, it is not so fun and games. I do not care if I have to beat you down in the backstage area. I do not care if I have to crush you on top of a speeding golf cart! I will make you pay, and the only change you will be getting is the silver dollar bruises on your face.'

**The crowd erupts in cheers as Baba holds Lola tight, and drops the microphone to the floor. They slowly leave the ring, and head towards the back.**

(ooc About as cheesy rage-wise I can get with him)