King me Z, King me!

The UNWA signal will begin to fade, as static takes over another pirate signal willbegin to air, as the SFTV logo will air. Then the scene will turn to once again another mobile UNWA control rig, with The Sex Freak 2000 JD sitting behind a chair, as if he was producing a show. He will look to the camera and will smile as he begins to speak, sing actually (badly).

"Cause we aren't the champions my friend, and Z is a loser to the end. Cause we aren't the champions, we aren't the champions! Patricia a jobber, tapping to Overlord, Overlord.....He says he's paid his dues, but we've paid for his crimes, sentenced to watch him on the TV, time after time. Now Z's matches have been no bed of tulips, pretty hard to watch, the only thing we liked was when his face became a soppy wet mop.....Cause we aren't the champions, we aren't the champions! We're just some losers, we're just some losers. But still we go on and on and on, punishing the UNWA..."

The big man will take a sip of his new endorsement deal....ZAPPO COLA! He takes the tie to showcase the label, before speaking again.

"Wow what a refreshing drink, Zappo Cola sure is fortified with all sorts of goodies, like high fructose corn syrup, red 5, yellow 11, and betoglucosamine....I mean where else can you get betoglucosomine in your diet. I bet it's 100 percent of the daily value you need of betoglucosamine. Oh, Z and Patty, I am sorry, sorry the fans will have to suffer through another match containing you two. I'm sorry that The Overlord and Bad Blood are going to have to beat you guys up again. I'm sorry that the UNWA fans are going to have to suffer through another long drawn out segment where you two are given a microphone. You know, I think I'm going to file assault charges, because when you guys cut a promo it's like a knife, painful.....Painful to watch, painful to listen to, it's almost as painful as seeing you two in the squared circle. We do have one major benefit, atleast now Z has his horrible face properly covered. So Patty, get on your big girl panties, Z cover that Quasimodo grill you call a face, waddle your lazy butts down to the ring, and take the beating the UNWA fans deserve to be giving you for sucking, sucking hard."

The signal will fade, as it fades The Sex Freak will say....


"Jess, you can get out from under the desk now, I'm done with you."

Fade to black....

Begin regular UNWA transmission

RP CLOSED
ADDED TO PPV
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