The Hand Of Darkness Is Upon You! (Open to Damien Darkness, The Stable Of Darkness, and Baba Ganoush)

A promo will air with Devastator X in full war paint kneeling in the boiler room that usually inhabits the lord of evil, Damien Darkness. Devastator X will rise and look towards the camera, speaking to the masses of the UNWA.

"A hardcore title shot, and a number one contendor match for the same belt, i the same night, at the same pay per view. It's funny to see things lining up so perfectly for the master and his plans. This Sunday, at Heartbreak, Baba Ganoush your winning streak, and luck will finally expire. There is no way that The Stable Of Darkness is going to allow the Title of Evil to be tarnished one moment longer. So between then and now, watch every shadow, look behuind you, because we are many, and we will strike when you least expect it."

The man monster will look off camera towards a figure shrouded in blackness.

"It is time for your title to come home master, and I will take it, and deliver it at your feet. The new season of UNWA will usher in a new time of evil and suffering, and you will be at the wake of the destruction. I shall bring your divinity to the masses, and all will kneel as I have. THE HAND OF DARKNESS IS UPON YOU BABA GANOUSH, AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!"

The man beast will simply kneel and drop to the floor in worship of the unseen denizen witnessing the entire display of homage and servitude.

**The Titantron flickers to a different scene, as the 'lovely' Lola faces the camera. There is a repeated sound of flesh meeting steel as it can be seen that Baba is banging his head against the locker room door.**

Lola - 'Devastator X. You and the rest of the Darkness have been targeting Baba for a while now, desperate to get your hands on his Hardcore Championship. During that time, he has humbled the lot of you, and taken on every challenger that has come his way without hesitation, without fear.'

**Baba continues to bang his head against the locker room door, as the sound gets louder and louder.**

Lola - 'But yet you still persist in your 'claim' for the championship. Baba will face you and defeat you, like any who have come into his path of destruction. Are you prepared? Are you ready for the man who will not stop, who does not know surrender? Who's greatest danger to himself is, well, you know, himself?'

**The locker makes a wet cracking sound, as Baba stops, turns towards the camera and grins as blood gushes down his face, dripping off his chin. Lola turns to her lover and softly caresses his face, then turns to the camera.**

Lola - 'What are you going to do Devastator X, when Baba Ganoush comes to run you over on his continued path to excellence? What are you going to do, when he smashes you to the ground, and buries you in the middle of the ring?'

Baba - 'What are you going to do Devastator X, when I bleed all over the ring and make it really super slippery?'

**Lola stops for a moment and looks at Baba with a slight smile on her face. The crowd watching the promo starts to laugh.**

Lola - 'Baba dear, we're trying to be intense in this promo, and you just made a funny.'

**Baba looks at Lola with his eyes wide open in surprise. He turns to the locker door that has the blood smear on it.**

Baba - 'I can do it all over again Lola. Let me start with banging my head again.'

**Lola looks at Baba, shaking her head as she reaches to turn off the camera.**

Lola - 'Baba dear, you don't have to.....'

**The screen goes black.**

RP CLOSED
ADDED TO PPV
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